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Re: Jokes

Postby xanman12321 » October 21st, 2018, 11:33 am

what do you call a sick light-weight spaceship?

an ill-wss.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Redstoneboi » October 22nd, 2018, 11:34 am

What unit cell goes on a camping trip?
The OTCAMP.
ba dum psst

cricket noises

I’ll see myself out.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Hdjensofjfnen » January 22nd, 2019, 5:27 pm

We're running out of material.
The only known reflectors that could extract a signal from that glider, given the available space, are very expensive staged recovery devices using a bait object...

A hand is any object used as a slow salvo target by a construction arm.

It is possible to construct larger emulators, but they require stabilizing objects to suppress their non-sparks and so are of little use (except for the overweight T-nose.

Hit the nearer, southwest, duplicated elbow block with a stream of 17 gliders to produce a Snark-destroying return glider directly in the channel.

The term may also be used to describe the rate of increase in the number of subpatterns present in a pattern, such as when describing a replicator's rate of reproduction.

These are used because the difficulty of finding previously unknown objects, especially in Life, now commonly exceeds the patience, speed, and accuracy of humans.

EDIT:
A pufferfish spaceship is, generally, any spaceship constructed using pufferfish.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Gamedziner » January 22nd, 2019, 6:00 pm

Bugs is Larger than Life.
x = 81, y = 96, rule = LifeHistory
58.2A$58.2A3$59.2A17.2A$59.2A17.2A3$79.2A$79.2A2$57.A$56.A$56.3A4$27.
A$27.A.A$27.2A21$3.2A$3.2A2.2A$7.2A18$7.2A$7.2A2.2A$11.2A11$2A$2A2.2A
$4.2A18$4.2A$4.2A2.2A$8.2A!
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Re: Jokes

Postby testitemqlstudop » January 23rd, 2019, 7:53 pm

The previous name for "Aries betwixt two blocks" on catagolue
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Re: Jokes

Postby danny » January 23rd, 2019, 11:02 pm

testitemqlstudop wrote:The previous name for "Aries betwixt two blocks" on catagolue

I'm scared.
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Re: Jokes

Postby testitemqlstudop » January 26th, 2019, 9:48 pm

I actually did quite a lot of digging in the original apgsearch thread.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Moosey » January 29th, 2019, 3:54 pm

Can AbhpzTa lend me their do cool things button?
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Re: Jokes

Postby Hdjensofjfnen » February 14th, 2019, 8:46 pm

Moosey wrote:Can AbhpzTa lend me their do cool things button?

:lol:

Q: How many gliders does it take to destroy a 0E0P metacell?
A: Zero -- it self-destructs in 2^36 generations.

EDIT: Corrected # of generations
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Re: Jokes

Postby danny » February 14th, 2019, 9:21 pm

Buy my new book, Creating World Peace in 35 Gliders.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Moosey » February 14th, 2019, 9:29 pm

danny wrote:Buy my new book, Creating World Peace in 35 Gliders.

We should also be able to destroy anything (and not just glider constructible things) in 35 gliders via RCT as well.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Hdjensofjfnen » February 15th, 2019, 12:07 am

danny wrote:Buy my new book, Creating World Peace in 35 Gliders.

Although your avatar on the flyleaf might deter some young readers. Why does she look like she's just been stabbed?
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Re: Jokes

Postby 77topaz » February 15th, 2019, 5:30 am

Hdjensofjfnen wrote:Although your avatar on the flyleaf might deter some young readers. Why does she look like she's just been stabbed?


Foreshadowing, I suppose.
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