## Jokes

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### Jokes

What do you call the 8th day of the week? A weekstretcher.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and I forget the other 8.

Computer, what's this Gemini doing in my soup?
What Gemini?
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Caenbe

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### Re: Jokes

How many gliders does it take to cross the sidewalk?

Just one:
x = 8, y = 10, rule = B3/S23bo$2bo$3o3$3b2ob2o$4bobo$3bo2bo$3bobo$2b2ob2o! This post was brought to you by the letter D, for dishes that Andrew J. Wade won't do. (Also Daniel, which happens to be me.) Current rule interest: B2ce3-ir4a5y/S2-c3-y drc Posts: 1664 Joined: December 3rd, 2015, 4:11 pm Location: creating useless things in OCA ### Re: Jokes Q1) How many Lifenthusiasts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1) Three, but just two can keep it in place once it's ON. Q2) How do you keep a Lifenthusiast in suspense? dvgrn Moderator Posts: 5552 Joined: May 17th, 2009, 11:00 pm Location: Madison, WI ### Re: Jokes How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 11: x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S2317bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7bo9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!
x₁=ηx
V ⃰_η=c²√(Λη)
K=(Λu²)/2
Pₐ=1−1/(∫^∞_t₀(p(t)ˡ⁽ᵗ⁾)dt)

$$x_1=\eta x$$
$$V^*_\eta=c^2\sqrt{\Lambda\eta}$$
$$K=\frac{\Lambda u^2}2$$
$$P_a=1-\frac1{\int^\infty_{t_0}p(t)^{l(t)}dt}$$

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Aidan F. Pierce

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### Re: Jokes

Q: What does a bee larva look like?
A:
x = 3, y = 3, rule = B3/S23bob$2bo$3o!

Q: If a big evil spirit is a demon, a small evil spirit is a...
A: Demonoid

Q: What did David say when he found a shuttle?
A: Eureka!

A lifenthusiast walks into Chinese restaurant, the manager instantly recognizes him and served him up Pufferfish

Gliders, unite!
*Music plays*
x = 18, y = 18, rule = B3/S233b3o12b$3bo2b3o9b$4bobo11b$2o7bo8b$obo4bo2bo7b$o8b2o7b$b2o15b$bo2bo5bob2o4b$bo9b2obo3b$3bobo6b2o2bob$4b2obo4b2o3bo$8bo7bob$7b4o3bobob$7bob2o3b4o$8bo3b2obo2b$13b2o3b$9bob3o4b$10bo2bo! If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me. x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5bo2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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drc wrote:How many gliders does it take to cross the sidewalk?

Just one:
x = 8, y = 10, rule = B3/S23bo$2bo$3o3$3b2ob2o$4bobo$3bo2bo$3bobo$2b2ob2o! Last edited by Hdjensofjfnen on January 22nd, 2019, 5:14 pm, edited 1 time in total. Life is hard. Deal with it. My favorite oscillator of all time: x = 7, y = 5, rule = B3/S2-i3-y4i4b3o$6bo$o3b3o$2o$bo! Hdjensofjfnen Posts: 1061 Joined: March 15th, 2016, 6:41 pm Location: r cis θ ### Re: Jokes Because only in LifeWiki you can find things that are so hilariously absurd when out of context: "When the sparks are applied again, the toad is shifted back. [...] there are really only three different types of toad suckers. [...] sparks from two parallel dragons to escort a toad at one-sixth of the speed of light." SoL : FreeElectronics : DeadlyEnemies : 6a-ite : Rule X3VI what is “sesame oil”? Rhombic Posts: 1056 Joined: June 1st, 2013, 5:41 pm ### Re: Jokes Rhombic wrote:sparks from two parallel dragons to escort a toad at one-sixth of the speed of light. This honestly, out of context, sounds like it's from some sort of fantasy/puzzle game. Like you have to arrange two dragon statues to make a toad move to a desired spot Bored of using the Moore neighbourhood for everything? Introducing the Range-2 von Neumann isotropic non-totalistic rulespace! muzik Posts: 3300 Joined: January 28th, 2016, 2:47 pm Location: Scotland ### Re: Jokes Rhombic wrote:Because only in LifeWiki you can find things that are so hilariously absurd when out of context: "When the sparks are applied again, the toad is shifted back. [...] there are really only three different types of toad suckers. [...] sparks from two parallel dragons to escort a toad at one-sixth of the speed of light." "...c/5 orthogonal spaceships in which a pre-pulsar is pushed by a pair of spiders." "...that uses copperhead's ability to turn a heavyweight spaceship into a loaf." "...Its front end can cleanly burn through blinkers" "... the slowest known orthogonal spaceship until dragon was found in 2000." If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me. x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5bo2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Generation 5000 of the soup the pony express was first found in, excluding escaped gliders.

It is similar to test tube baby, but claws (as in claw with tail) are used to stabilize the corners.

The image to the right displays two possible stabilisations using mangoes.

The Caterpillar's construction took place over a long period of time, but it was completed on December 31, 2004.

EDIT:
...is a closed loop made of four queen bees that clean up each other's beehives.

Unix consists of two blocks eating a long barge.

It consists of a tub and four tails.

if a single cell is removed from the back end of the trailing ant, it becomes a fuse with the peculiar property that its burning reaction grows quadratically.

//Not so funny below

2015年发现了以下飞船的滑翔机合成反应：B29，X66，半X66轻型飞船（half-X66 with HWSS），普刹龙一号（Pushalong 1），25P3H1V0.2，30P5H2V0，30P4H2V0.4，河鲀飞船（pufferfish spaceship），以及周末人（weekender）。其中，寻找周末人的合成反应断断续续花了15年时间。

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GUYTU6J wrote:
The image to the right displays two possible stabilisations using mangoes.

how to say something that makes sense yet doesn't at the same time.
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### Re: Jokes

drc wrote:
GUYTU6J wrote:
The image to the right displays two possible stabilisations using mangoes.

how to say something that makes sense yet doesn't at the same time.

I suppose if there was like a giant log rolling down a hill, you could ram some mangoes underneath it to stop it form moving?
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if a single cell is removed from the back end of the trailing ant, it becomes a fuse with the peculiar property that its burning reaction grows quadratically.

This one is hilarious!!!!
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### Re: Jokes

Rhombic wrote:
if a single cell is removed from the back end of the trailing ant, it becomes a fuse with the peculiar property that its burning reaction grows quadratically.

This one is hilarious!!!!

Remember kids: don't use a magnifying glass to burn ants, because if you burn even a cell off of it, you might end up needing bomb control over.
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### Re: Jokes

Some names like "solenoidal gull" (xs32_wmmge1ege1ege2z643) in Catagolue are a bit funny.
etymology of names!

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GUYTU6J wrote:Some names like "solenoidal gull" (xs32_wmmge1ege1ege2z643) in Catagolue are a bit funny.

Come on, Adam. Reveal it to us already. We know you're Dr Seuss under a geeky internet persona.

Also, the famous xp3_co9nas0san9oczgoldlo0oldlogz1047210127401. Inspiration for the name of the main character of a game which I will probably never get around to making.
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It consists of two buns facing each other with one row of dead cells between them

it crashes into the first beehive and explodes (splitting into two centuries, which ultimately stabilize into six blocks and two blinkers

and is the exact same as that of bunnies, but with one extra glider

It works by using sparks from three period 4 middleweight emulators and the period 5 middleweight volcano to hassle a traffic light predecessor.

and flies can be attached to the back of each other

It works by having its front end stretch ants

Its back end can also be seen stabilizing ants in electric fence.

A chain of honey farm precursors is hassled by figure eights

a 14-glider synthesis of a variation of this oscillator that uses an aircraft carrier rather than a snake for stabilization.

that results from the acorn has 633 cells and consists of 41 blinkers (including four traffic lights)
782
x = 11, y = 5, rule = B2ck3-ij5n78/S01e2ei3-k5ai8b2o$2o3b2o$bo4bo3bo$2bo2b2o$o7bo!

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A vague idea:

Today I saw some lazy men walking around slowly with breads in their hands.I told them to make a ___ for me.
A pattern that contains several loafers synthesizing a big object

Could anyone complete this joke?
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GUYTU6J wrote:

I think

would be better.
x = 15, y = 36, rule = B38/S23-bo$2bo$3o14$13bo$12bo$12b3o2$11bo$12bo$10b3o4$12b3o$12bo$13bo2$10bo$8bobo$9b2o$6b2o$5bobo\$7bo!
72c20e

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72c20e wrote:I think 毛毛环虫 would be better.

Or maybe 环履带 ?

//That's off topic though.Welcome to this post and give your advice on translation!
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I got this new search program. It was from this website that said it wasn't bogus. So I put it to work and a few minutes later, it found a glider synthesis for a garden of eden! Since it hadn't been discovered before, I posted it on the forums.
...Let's just say it didn't end well. Especially for my ego.

EDIT: Interesting edit feature these forums have.
EDIT: Really cool feature.
There is life on Mars. We put it there with not-completely-sterilized rovers.
And, for that matter, the Moon, Jupiter, Titan, and 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.

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Mr. Missed Her wrote:a few minutes later, it found a glider synthesis for a garden of eden! Since it hadn't been discovered before, I posted it on the forums.

Wow!That small GoE has appeared in my soup search results several times.Its apgcode is weird though.
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I found this garden of eden in CGOL! I don't think anyone took me seriously, though. I posted about it under the "Jokes" topic.
There is life on Mars. We put it there with not-completely-sterilized rovers.
And, for that matter, the Moon, Jupiter, Titan, and 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.

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Extremely extreme CGoL nerd: celebrates his birthday and beginning Life on the same day.
There is life on Mars. We put it there with not-completely-sterilized rovers.
And, for that matter, the Moon, Jupiter, Titan, and 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.

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The four northeast-most center cells regrow in a few generations after being destroyed by taking a bite out of something.

The exhaust festers and clings to the back of the spaceship before breaking off.

If the smoke extends past the edge of the rest of the spaceship, then it can be used to perturb other objects as the spaceship passes by. Running gliders into the smoke is often a good way to turn or duplicate them, or convert them into other objects.

Smoke is debris that is fairly long-lived but eventually dies out completely. Thus, it is basically a large spark, but the term is used especially when talking about the output from a spaceship

The prepond is a common predecessor of the pond. It is important because it makes about 54% of ponds.

Compare this with butterfly, where the beehives appear five cells further apart.

The first copperhead to emerge from the ash of a soup appeared on April 4, 2016

the title was taken by professor in July 2016, and more recently the cloverleaf interchange.

When a pattern is composed of two or more named parts, these are often said to be on or at each other

Based upon that instant dying property of the domino,

The term is rarely used in Life, because the two objects in question are simply the blinker and the pre-block.

in which case it is usually interpreted as an integral sign in siamese configuration

Its ability to eat various objects was discovered by Bill Gosper late in 1971. It only takes four generations to recover from being hit by a glider, making it the fastest-recovering and also smallest glider eater.
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