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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » November 29th, 2017, 4:34 am

83bismuth38 wrote:GoL logic:
x = 36, y = 7, rule = B3/S23
30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo
2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o
7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.

And all of THAT is smaller than a fly which is bigger than a PULSAR which is a gajillion times smaller than a caterpillar
x = 39, y = 44, rule = B3/S23
16b3o3b3o2$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$16b3o3b3o2$16b3o3b3o
$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo2$16b3o3b3o3$7bo$6bobo$6bobo22b
obo3bo$6bo23b2obobo2bo$16b3o8bo9bo$5b2o9b2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$6bobo9b4o2bob
o2b2o4b2o$6b2o8bo2bo3b3o5b3o$7bo7bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$8bo2bo3bo4bo2b3ob
obo4b2o$12bob2o4bo2b4o5bo$9b2o3b2o4bo2b4o5bo$9bobo3bo4bo2b3obobo4b2o$
8b2o5bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$9bobo4bo2bo3b3o5b3o$10bo7b4o2bobo2b2o4b2o$16b
2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$16b3o8bo9bo$30b2obobo2bo$31bobo3bo3$30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$
17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bo
b2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o7b2o!
If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me.
x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

(Check gen 2)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » November 30th, 2017, 8:11 pm

Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing
x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!

...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...
If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me.
x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

(Check gen 2)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » December 7th, 2017, 8:36 am

there are 2 types of people in this world those who dont use punctuation marks and tho'se! Who,: do. Use the'm? But; "exce'ss-ive'ly".,'?-":;!
If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me.
x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » December 9th, 2017, 9:12 am

Very bad pun,
Likely been said a million times before,
But I "found" it myself and found it amusing.

A chemistry professor was teaching his students about the pH scale. "The lower it goes, the more acidic" he said, "And the higher it goes, well you should know, it's just basic knowledge"

:?
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby KittyTac » December 23rd, 2017, 4:56 am

How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!
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Re: Jokes

Postby danny » December 23rd, 2017, 11:37 am

KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!


A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:
x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby KittyTac » December 23rd, 2017, 11:47 am

danny wrote:
KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!


A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:
x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!

.-.



Crap. Missed that one.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Rhombic » January 2nd, 2018, 8:28 pm

Any change . org petitions to rename the B-heptomino to The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
x = 114, y = 111, rule = B3/S23
ob2o$3o$bo9$16b2o$4bo10bobo$3bobo9b2o$4bo8$27bo$15bo10bobo$14bobo9bobo
$14bobo10bo$15bo7$38b2o$26b2o9bo2bo$25bobo10bobo$25bo13bo$24b2o7$49b2o
$37b2o9bobo$36bobo10bo$37bo8$60b2o$48bo10bo2bo$47bobo10bo2bo$48bo12b2o
$49b3o$51bo6$71bo$59bo10bobo$58bobo10bo3bo$59bo3bo8b4o$60b4o$72b4o$60b
4o8bo2bo$60bo2bo4$82bo$70bo10bobo$69bobo10bo3bo$70bo3bo8b4o$71b4o$85b
2o$73b2o9bo2bo$72bo2bo8bo2bo$72bo2bo9b2o$73b2o2$93b2o$81bo10bo2bo$80bo
bo9bobo$81bo3bo7bo$82b4o8b3o$96bo$82b2o27bo$81bo2bo25bobo$81bo2bo25bo
2bo$82b2o27b2o9$110b2o$109bobo$110bo$111b3o$113bo!
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Re: Jokes

Postby toroidalet » January 2nd, 2018, 8:33 pm

What currency do leaders use?
hege-money!
---
What language do people speak in Mexico? Spanish!
x = 4, y = 2, rule = B3/S23
ob2o$2obo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby A for awesome » May 17th, 2018, 11:50 pm

Etymology man has reflux at 3 in the morning, so he gets up half-asleep, goes to the medicine cabinet, and takes some formic acid.
x₁=ηx
V ⃰_η=c²√(Λη)
K=(Λu²)/2
Pₐ=1−1/(∫^∞_t₀(p(t)ˡ⁽ᵗ⁾)dt)

$$x_1=\eta x$$
$$V^*_\eta=c^2\sqrt{\Lambda\eta}$$
$$K=\frac{\Lambda u^2}2$$
$$P_a=1-\frac1{\int^\infty_{t_0}p(t)^{l(t)}dt}$$

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Re: Jokes

Postby danny » May 20th, 2018, 1:58 pm

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Re: Jokes

Postby Redstoneboi » May 23rd, 2018, 5:15 pm

first
c(>^x^<c)~
This is Fluffy the cat.
Fluffy wants to discover new things that everyone likes.
Fluffy likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.

There’s one problem,

Fluffy doesn’t exist :(
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Re: Jokes

Postby calcyman » June 16th, 2018, 5:08 am

What do you do with ill crystallographers? Take them to the mono-clinic!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Redstoneboi » June 16th, 2018, 7:23 am

Saka wrote:
Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing
x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!

...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...


The pi was too big for the eater 2 handle
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Re: Jokes

Postby cordership3 » June 21st, 2018, 9:25 pm

What symmetry should you never apgsearch?

C4, because it explodes.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Majestas32 » June 21st, 2018, 9:43 pm

Please, stop spam searching Snowflakes.
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Re: Jokes

Postby 77topaz » June 22nd, 2018, 12:00 am

C4_1 and C4_4 are real symmetries.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Majestas32 » June 22nd, 2018, 2:15 pm

r/woosh
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Re: Jokes

Postby 77topaz » June 22nd, 2018, 5:25 pm

Yeah, I suppose Poe's Law always applies to your posts: it's hard to tell when you're really being that stupid or just a troll. I could've just as easily said "r/woosh" to your comment, but I decided to be nice.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Majestas32 » June 22nd, 2018, 6:37 pm

That's my plan.

also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke
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Re: Jokes

Postby Redstoneboi » June 26th, 2018, 7:22 am

Majestas32 wrote:also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke


Is that also a joke?
...
parajoxe
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Fluffy wants to discover new things that everyone likes.
Fluffy likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.

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Fluffy doesn’t exist :(
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Re: Jokes

Postby Majestas32 » June 27th, 2018, 1:12 am

Here's a joke:

Me
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Re: Jokes

Postby gameoflifemaniac » June 27th, 2018, 4:00 am

Majestas32 wrote:Here's a joke:

Me

meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sarp » September 24th, 2018, 4:45 am

This is a meta joke
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Re: Jokes

Postby 77topaz » September 24th, 2018, 5:46 am

Sarp wrote:This is a meta joke


http://www.xkcd.com/917/
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