## Jokes

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### Re: Jokes

83bismuth38 wrote:GoL logic:
x = 36, y = 7, rule = B3/S2330b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.

And all of THAT is smaller than a fly which is bigger than a PULSAR which is a gajillion times smaller than a caterpillar
x = 39, y = 44, rule = B3/S2316b3o3b3o2$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$16b3o3b3o2$16b3o3b3o$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo2$16b3o3b3o3$7bo$6bobo$6bobo22bobo3bo$6bo23b2obobo2bo$16b3o8bo9bo$5b2o9b2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$6bobo9b4o2bobo2b2o4b2o$6b2o8bo2bo3b3o5b3o$7bo7bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$8bo2bo3bo4bo2b3obobo4b2o$12bob2o4bo2b4o5bo$9b2o3b2o4bo2b4o5bo$9bobo3bo4bo2b3obobo4b2o$8b2o5bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$9bobo4bo2bo3b3o5b3o$10bo7b4o2bobo2b2o4b2o$16b2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$16b3o8bo9bo$30b2obobo2bo$31bobo3bo3$30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o7b2o!
If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me.
x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5bo2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo! (Check gen 2) Saka Posts: 2837 Joined: June 19th, 2015, 8:50 pm Location: In the kingdom of Sultan Hamengkubuwono X ### Re: Jokes Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S2314bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!

...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...
If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me.
x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5bo2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo! (Check gen 2) Saka Posts: 2837 Joined: June 19th, 2015, 8:50 pm Location: In the kingdom of Sultan Hamengkubuwono X ### Re: Jokes there are 2 types of people in this world those who dont use punctuation marks and tho'se! Who,: do. Use the'm? But; "exce'ss-ive'ly".,'?-":;! If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me. x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5bo2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

(Check gen 2)

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### Re: Jokes

Likely been said a million times before,
But I "found" it myself and found it amusing.

A chemistry professor was teaching his students about the pH scale. "The lower it goes, the more acidic" he said, "And the higher it goes, well you should know, it's just basic knowledge"

If you're the person that uploaded to Sakagolue illegally, please PM me.
x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5bo2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo! (Check gen 2) Saka Posts: 2837 Joined: June 19th, 2015, 8:50 pm Location: In the kingdom of Sultan Hamengkubuwono X ### Re: Jokes How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven. x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s2317bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9bobo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo! KittyTac Posts: 533 Joined: December 21st, 2017, 9:58 am ### Re: Jokes KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven. x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s2317bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9bobo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo! A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 11: x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S2317bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7bo9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!

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### Re: Jokes

danny wrote:
KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s2317bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9bobo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!

A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:
x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S2317bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7bo9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo! .-. Crap. Missed that one. KittyTac Posts: 533 Joined: December 21st, 2017, 9:58 am ### Re: Jokes Any change . org petitions to rename the B-heptomino to The Very Hungry Caterpillar? x = 114, y = 111, rule = B3/S23ob2o$3o$bo9$16b2o$4bo10bobo$3bobo9b2o$4bo8$27bo$15bo10bobo$14bobo9bobo$14bobo10bo$15bo7$38b2o$26b2o9bo2bo$25bobo10bobo$25bo13bo$24b2o7$49b2o$37b2o9bobo$36bobo10bo$37bo8$60b2o$48bo10bo2bo$47bobo10bo2bo$48bo12b2o$49b3o$51bo6$71bo$59bo10bobo$58bobo10bo3bo$59bo3bo8b4o$60b4o$72b4o$60b4o8bo2bo$60bo2bo4$82bo$70bo10bobo$69bobo10bo3bo$70bo3bo8b4o$71b4o$85b2o$73b2o9bo2bo$72bo2bo8bo2bo$72bo2bo9b2o$73b2o2$93b2o$81bo10bo2bo$80bobo9bobo$81bo3bo7bo$82b4o8b3o$96bo$82b2o27bo$81bo2bo25bobo$81bo2bo25bo2bo$82b2o27b2o9$110b2o$109bobo$110bo$111b3o$113bo!
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Rhombic

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### Re: Jokes

hege-money!
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What language do people speak in Mexico? Spanish!
x = 11, y = 5, rule = B2ck3-ij5n78/S01e2ei3-k5ai8b2o$2o3b2o$bo4bo3bo$2bo2b2o$o7bo!

(Check Gen 2)

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### Re: Jokes

Etymology man has reflux at 3 in the morning, so he gets up half-asleep, goes to the medicine cabinet, and takes some formic acid.
x₁=ηx
V ⃰_η=c²√(Λη)
K=(Λu²)/2
Pₐ=1−1/(∫^∞_t₀(p(t)ˡ⁽ᵗ⁾)dt)

$$x_1=\eta x$$
$$V^*_\eta=c^2\sqrt{\Lambda\eta}$$
$$K=\frac{\Lambda u^2}2$$
$$P_a=1-\frac1{\int^\infty_{t_0}p(t)^{l(t)}dt}$$

http://conwaylife.com/wiki/A_for_all

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### Re: Jokes

she/they // Please stop using my full name. Refer to me as dani.

"I'm always on duty, even when I'm off duty." -Cody Kolodziejzyk, Ph.D.

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### Re: Jokes

first
c(>^w^<c)~*
This is Fluffy the cat.
Fluffy wants to discover new things that everyone likes.
Fluffy likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.
Fluffy knows Natsuki best girl.

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### Re: Jokes

What do you do with ill crystallographers? Take them to the mono-clinic!

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### Re: Jokes

Saka wrote:
Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing
x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S2314bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo\$4b4o!

...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...

The pi was too big for the eater 2 handle
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Fluffy wants to discover new things that everyone likes.
Fluffy likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.
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Redstoneboi

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### Re: Jokes

What symmetry should you never apgsearch?

C4, because it explodes.

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### Re: Jokes

C4_1 and C4_4 are real symmetries.

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### Re: Jokes

r/woosh

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### Re: Jokes

Yeah, I suppose Poe's Law always applies to your posts: it's hard to tell when you're really being that stupid or just a troll. I could've just as easily said "r/woosh" to your comment, but I decided to be nice.

77topaz

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### Re: Jokes

That's my plan.

also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke

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### Re: Jokes

Majestas32 wrote:also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke

Is that also a joke?
...
parajoxe
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### Re: Jokes

Here's a joke:

Me

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### Re: Jokes

Majestas32 wrote:Here's a joke:

Me

meme
One big dirty Oro. Yeeeeeeeeee...

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### Re: Jokes

This is a meta joke
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### Re: Jokes

Sarp wrote:This is a meta joke

http://www.xkcd.com/917/

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