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Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 1:12 am
by drc
I actually agree with the swearing rules despite my past and how much I want to go back in time and destroy my previous self.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 1:43 am
by muzik
It's just that "Holy hecking poopies, you found an elementary (2,1)c/6 kmightship?" doesn't have as good of a ring to it.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 5:05 am
by Saka
gmc_nxtman wrote:
The eminent wrath of prestige flows through the soft minds of the unburdened faithful.
And it continues to freeze the lake of lava, to melt what has already been melt, to freeze what has already been frozen, and to ravage what has already been ravaged.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 8:24 am
by PHPBB12345
Saka wrote:
gmc_nxtman wrote:
The eminent wrath of prestige flows through the soft minds of the unburdened faithful.
And it continues to freeze the lake of lava, to melt what has already been melt, to freeze what has already been frozen, and to ravage what has already been ravaged.
In The Powder Toy, LAVA + freeze -> STNE

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 8:30 am
by Saka
PHPBB12345 wrote: In The Powder Toy, LAVA + freeze -> STNE
"We do not needeth disturbance" he said. And the demon flew away and never returned. But this has consequences. The lava was gone, no heat for the earth.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 11:49 am
by gmc_nxtman
Saka wrote:
PHPBB12345 wrote: In The Powder Toy, LAVA + freeze -> STNE
"We do not needeth disturbance" he said. And the demon flew away and never returned. But this has consequences. The lava was gone, no heat for the earth.
The pathological seek the undefined truths of immortalizing wolf and teleporting

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 12:35 pm
by toroidalet
gmc_nxtman wrote:The pathological seek the undefined truths of immortalizing wolf and teleporting
But then the economists acquired a taste for blood. Fortunately, all they could do was give bad predictions about the stock market.
EDIT: removed url tags because some content on webpage might be inappropriate for younger audiences.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 1:03 pm
by Bullet51
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Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 5:17 pm
by wwei23
drc wrote:
Saka wrote:
gameoflifemaniac wrote: But in maths I'm like: 3rd grade middle school but in September there wouldn't be any middle school in Poland due to education reform (I bumped up the text size a bit)
???? How can you be in 3rd grade middle school but 11 years old?
Easy.
3+1+1=5
5 is how many cells are in a boat.
The boat's center cell is surrounded by B5c
5c is a model of iPhone.
There are 5 possible numbers to be amended before an 'i' to produce a valid non-totalistic neibourhood.
The first 5 letters of your current url is conwa. or httpc or https or httpw or wwwco but shhhhh
Encoding those through a letter->number cipher (a=1, b=2, etc.) gives us 3 15 16 23 1.
3+15+16+23+1=58.
58 backwards is 85.
58+85=143
143+341=484
484 is a palindrome.
The first letter of palindrome is P, the 16th letter.
484/16 gives us a remainder of 4.
Taking out the 4s in 484 gives us 8.
8-3-1-1 (from 3 and 11) is 4.
4 is 2+2, 2*2, 2^2, so it can be generated using basic algebraic functions in 3 ways.
4-3=1
There is 1 sun in our solar system.
gameoflifemaniac is the sun confirmed.
I found a simpler version:
From 3 and 11 we have 3, 1, 1.
3+1=4
That makes 4, 1.
gameoflifemaniac can be partitioned into 4 words:
game of life maniac
There is 1 sun in the solar system.
gameoflifemaniac is the sun confirmed.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 17th, 2017, 8:35 pm
by toroidalet
wwei23 wrote:I found a simpler version:
From 3 and 11 we have 3, 1, 1.
3+1=4
That makes 4, 1.
gameoflifemaniac can be partitioned into 4 words:
game of life maniac
There is 1 sun in the solar system.
gameoflifemaniac is the sun confirmed.
It's supposed to be as complicated as you can make it. That is how pros do conspiracy theories.
This one is better:
gameoflifemaniac is in 3rd grade and 11 years old.
Their username contains 16 letters.
16-11+3=8
The single birth/survival condition with 8 neighbors (in Moore neighborhood) looks like an o.
O is the 15th letter of the alphabet. 8+1-5=4.
There are 13 birth/survival conditions with 4 neighbors.
Gameoflifemaniac's username contains 3 spaces when partitioned into words.
1+3+8-3=9.
There are 9 planets in our solar system (counting pluto, who everyone hates).
The list of the first letters of planets goes: MVEMJSUNP (counting pluto).
The 6-8th letters of this sequence spell out sun.
6+8-9=5.
A glider contains 5 cells.
The glider was discovered in 1970.
5*9-1+7=51.
Shifting all letters in gameoflifemaniac's username by 51 gives fzldnekhedlzmhzb.
Counting this post, fzldnekhedlzmhzb has one search result (unless someone ruins it).
If someone ruins it, fzldnekhedlzmhzb will have n search results.
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet.
51/(4-1)+1=18.
R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.
There r 3 birth/survival conditions represented by the letter r.
3 of these conditions contain the 3r pattern.
18*3+3=57.
In base 57, fzldnekhedlzmhzb is 3402669283752863882973986558.
3+4*0-2+6*6-9*2+8-3*7+5+2-8-6/3+8/8-2*9+7-3*9+8+6=-20.
57-20=37.
The first 2 period-37 oscillators in life were discovered in 2009 and 2010.
3*7-2*0+0-9+2-0+0/1+0=14.
1+4=5.
Gameoflifemaniac's 5th quote was in this very thread.
The quote mentions blah.
Blah shifted by 5 letters each is gqfn.
gqfn changed to alphabetical order is fgnq.
The 3rd and 4th letters are the only ones that represent isotropic transitions.
3*4-5=7.
There are 2 isotropic transitions for B/S7: 7c and 7e.
Our time and dates are in CE.
Could this mean that gameoflifemaniac is related to dates?
What else is related to time and dates?
That's right, the calendar!
Calendar has 9 letters.
the 9th post in gameoflifemaniac's first thread describes saka's 50-gallon fish tank.
5*9-0=45.
Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States of America, and is someone that gameoflifemaniac is known to dislike.
Could it be that gameoflifemaniac doesn't like saka's 50-gallon fish tank so much that it trumps their hatred of of Donald Trump?
But wait, let's dig deeper.
Saka's 50-gallon fish tank that gameoflifemaniac hates so much is mostly water.
As gameoflifemaniac hates Saka's mostly water fish tank, they obviously hate water.
Water is composed of 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.
H2O is known to be very polar.
As gameoflifemaniac hates water, which is polar, they hate polar stuff.
The polar regions are very cold, and they don't get very much sunlight.
You know what this means?
Since gameoflifemaniac hates polar stuff so much they obviously hate the polar regions.
But what else hates the polar regions?
The sun, obviously!
That's why it doesn't shine there at all!
And since gameoflifemaniac hates the polar regions just like the sun which doesn't shine there for obvious reasons, our only possible choice is to conclude that gameoflifemaniac likes the sun.
We really need to dig deeper.
The sun that gameoflifemaniac obviously likes has 6 letters in its name.
The 6th planet outward is Saturn.
Jupiter has 6 letters.
6*6 is 36.
3+6=9.
9 is the amount of planets, counting pluto.
However,
Not counting Pluto, there are 8 planets, and the sun makes 9, which is the same as counting pluto and not the sun.
This indicates that pluto is the sun.
Because everyone hates pluto so much everyone hates the sun as well.
Gameoflifemaniac likes pluto since they like the sun as pluto is the sun, putting them in the minority.
As a result, they are in the "9 planets" camp.
9=3^2.
3-2=1.
1 is the number of suns in our solar system.
As a result, the conclusion is inevitable: Gameoflifemaniac is the sun is pluto.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 2:51 am
by gameoflifemaniac
toroidalet wrote:
wwei23 wrote:I found a simpler version:
From 3 and 11 we have 3, 1, 1.
3+1=4
That makes 4, 1.
gameoflifemaniac can be partitioned into 4 words:
game of life maniac
There is 1 sun in the solar system.
gameoflifemaniac is the sun confirmed.
It's supposed to be as complicated as you can make it. That is how pros do conspiracy theories.
This one is better:
gameoflifemaniac is in 3rd grade and 11 years old.
Their username contains 16 letters.
16-11+3=8
The single birth/survival condition with 8 neighbors (in Moore neighborhood) looks like an o.
O is the 15th letter of the alphabet. 8+1-5=4.
There are 13 birth/survival conditions with 4 neighbors.
Gameoflifemaniac's username contains 3 spaces when partitioned into words.
1+3+8-3=9.
There are 9 planets in our solar system (counting pluto, who everyone hates).
The list of the first letters of planets goes: MVEMJSUNP (counting pluto).
The 6-8th letters of this sequence spell out sun.
6+8-9=5.
A glider contains 5 cells.
The glider was discovered in 1970.
5*9-1+7=51.
Shifting all letters in gameoflifemaniac's username by 51 gives fzldnekhedlzmhzb.
Counting this post, fzldnekhedlzmhzb has one search result (unless someone ruins it).
If someone ruins it, fzldnekhedlzmhzb will have n search results.
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet.
51/(4-1)+1=18.
R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.
There r 3 birth/survival conditions represented by the letter r.
3 of these conditions contain the 3r pattern.
18*3+3=57.
In base 57, fzldnekhedlzmhzb is 3402669283752863882973986558.
3+4*0-2+6*6-9*2+8-3*7+5+2-8-6/3+8/8-2*9+7-3*9+8+6=-20.
57-20=37.
The first 2 period-37 oscillators in life were discovered in 2009 and 2010.
3*7-2*0+0-9+2-0+0/1+0=14.
1+4=5.
Gameoflifemaniac's 5th quote was in this very thread.
The quote mentions blah.
Blah shifted by 5 letters each is gqfn.
gqfn changed to alphabetical order is fgnq.
The 3rd and 4th letters are the only ones that represent isotropic transitions.
3*4-5=7.
There are 2 isotropic transitions for B/S7: 7c and 7e.
Our time and dates are in CE.
Could this mean that gameoflifemaniac is related to dates?
What else is related to time and dates?
That's right, the calendar!
Calendar has 9 letters.
the 9th post in gameoflifemaniac's first thread describes saka's 50-gallon fish tank.
5*9-0=45.
Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States of America, and is someone that gameoflifemaniac is known to dislike.
Could it be that gameoflifemaniac doesn't like saka's 50-gallon fish tank so much that it trumps their hatred of of Donald Trump?
But wait, let's dig deeper.
Saka's 50-gallon fish tank that gameoflifemaniac hates so much is mostly water.
As gameoflifemaniac hates Saka's mostly water fish tank, they obviously hate water.
Water is composed of 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.
H2O is known to be very polar.
As gameoflifemaniac hates water, which is polar, they hate polar stuff.
The polar regions are very cold, and they don't get very much sunlight.
You know what this means?
Since gameoflifemaniac hates polar stuff so much they obviously hate the polar regions.
But what else hates the polar regions?
The sun, obviously!
That's why it doesn't shine there at all!
And since gameoflifemaniac hates the polar regions just like the sun which doesn't shine there for obvious reasons, our only possible choice is to conclude that gameoflifemaniac likes the sun.
We really need to dig deeper.
The sun that gameoflifemaniac obviously likes has 6 letters in its name.
The 6th planet outward is Saturn.
Jupiter has 6 letters.
6*6 is 36.
3+6=9.
9 is the amount of planets, counting pluto.
However,
Not counting Pluto, there are 8 planets, and the sun makes 9, which is the same as counting pluto and not the sun.
This indicates that pluto is the sun.
Because everyone hates pluto so much everyone hates the sun as well.
Gameoflifemaniac likes pluto since they like the sun as pluto is the sun, putting them in the minority.
As a result, they are in the "9 planets" camp.
9=3^2.
3-2=1.
1 is the number of suns in our solar system.
As a result, the conclusion is inevitable: Gameoflifemaniac is the sun is pluto.
NO!!!
I'm in 5th grade elementary! i just told Saka that I'm like 3rd grade middle school at maths.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 7:29 am
by muzik
gameoflifeboy wrote:
muzik wrote:
what would the corresponding lengths for 7s?
It's impossible for a string of 7s longer than 1 to be prime because it's always divisible by 7.
How could I forget about that? I'm actually an idiot

Everyone on this forum now has full permission to beat me to death if they ever meet me.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 7:39 am
by Saka
muzik wrote: Everyone on this forum now has full permission to beat me to death if they ever meet me.
Great to hear :wink:
Which do you prefer:
Annoying PMs
Roasts by PM
Blunt machete
Bow and plunger arrow with real toilet plungers
Black hole
Hair cancer
Virus that turns you into a blonde
Slow death via copperhead
None (You will be punished sooner or later)

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 7:43 am
by drc
Life: Where a single atom requires you to crash 20 spaceships into eachother in a particular way to create it

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 10:51 am
by toroidalet
gameoflifemaniac wrote:NO!!!
I'm in 5th grade elementary! i just told Saka that I'm like 3rd grade middle school at maths.
That's easily remedied:
gameoflifemaniac is in 3rd grade math and 11 years old.
Their username contains 16 letters.
16-11+3=8
The single birth/survival condition with 8 neighbors (in Moore neighborhood) looks like an o.
O is the 15th letter of the alphabet. 8+1-5=4.
There are 13 birth/survival conditions with 4 neighbors.
Gameoflifemaniac's username contains 3 spaces when partitioned into words.
1+3+8-3=9.
There are 9 planets in our solar system (counting pluto, who everyone hates).
The list of the first letters of planets goes: MVEMJSUNP (counting pluto).
The 6-8th letters of this sequence spell out sun.
6+8-9=5.
A glider contains 5 cells.
The glider was discovered in 1970.
5*9-1+7=51.
Shifting all letters in gameoflifemaniac's username by 51 gives fzldnekhedlzmhzb.
Counting this post, fzldnekhedlzmhzb has one search result (unless someone ruins it).
If someone ruins it, fzldnekhedlzmhzb will have n search results.
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet.
51/(4-1)+1=18.
R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.
There r 3 birth/survival conditions represented by the letter r.
3 of these conditions contain the 3r pattern.
18*3+3=57.
In base 57, fzldnekhedlzmhzb is 3402669283752863882973986558.
3+4*0-2+6*6-9*2+8-3*7+5+2-8-6/3+8/8-2*9+7-3*9+8+6=-20.
57-20=37.
The first 2 period-37 oscillators in life were discovered in 2009 and 2010.
3*7-2*0+0-9+2-0+0/1+0=14.
1+4=5.
Gameoflifemaniac's 5th quote was in this very thread.
The quote mentions blah.
Blah shifted by 5 letters each is gqfn.
gqfn changed to alphabetical order is fgnq.
The 3rd and 4th letters are the only ones that represent isotropic transitions.
3*4-5=7.
There are 2 isotropic transitions for B/S7: 7c and 7e.
Our time and dates are in CE.
Could this mean that gameoflifemaniac is related to dates?
What else is related to time and dates?
That's right, the calendar!
Calendar has 9 letters.
the 9th post in gameoflifemaniac's first thread describes saka's 50-gallon fish tank.
5*9-0=45.
Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States of America, and is someone that gameoflifemaniac is known to dislike.
Could it be that gameoflifemaniac doesn't like saka's 50-gallon fish tank so much that it trumps their hatred of of Donald Trump?
But wait, let's dig deeper.
Saka's 50-gallon fish tank that gameoflifemaniac hates so much is mostly water.
As gameoflifemaniac hates Saka's mostly water fish tank, they obviously hate water.
Water is composed of 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.
H2O is known to be very polar.
As gameoflifemaniac hates water, which is polar, they hate polar stuff.
The polar regions are very cold, and they don't get very much sunlight.
You know what this means?
Since gameoflifemaniac hates polar stuff so much they obviously hate the polar regions.
But what else hates the polar regions?
The sun, obviously!
That's why it doesn't shine there at all!
And since gameoflifemaniac hates the polar regions just like the sun which doesn't shine there for obvious reasons, our only possible choice is to conclude that gameoflifemaniac likes the sun.
We really need to dig deeper.
The sun that gameoflifemaniac obviously likes has 6 letters in its name.
The 6th planet outward is Saturn.
Jupiter has 6 letters.
6*6 is 36.
3+6=9.
9 is the amount of planets, counting pluto.
However,
Not counting Pluto, there are 8 planets, and the sun makes 9, which is the same as counting pluto and not the sun.
This indicates that pluto is the sun.
Because everyone hates pluto so much everyone hates the sun as well.
Gameoflifemaniac likes pluto since they like the sun as pluto is the sun, putting them in the minority.
As a result, they are in the "9 planets" camp.
9=3^2.
3-2=1.
1 is the number of suns in our solar system.
As a result, the conclusion is inevitable: Gameoflifemaniac is the sun is pluto.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 10:57 am
by drc
fzldnekhedlzmhzb

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 7:20 pm
by Saka
drc wrote:fzldnekhedlzmhzb
This is an abbreviation of the Fazzled Neck Headlizard Mahazuba I believe. They are creatures from a planet orbiting a binary black hole system. The other species on the planet moved them to earth because they destroyed many of their crops. Major agencies are covering up their existence but we know the truth. Join the Alien Animal Conversation or AAC today.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 7:26 pm
by wwei23
gameoflifemaniac wrote:NO!!!
I'm in 5th grade elementary! i just told Saka that I'm like 3rd grade middle school at maths.
Then, we have 3, 1, 1. 3+1+1=5. The only number that occurs more than once in the first set is 1. Let's add both instances to the second set: 5,1,1. Cocatenate recurring numbers. 5, 11. Resolved.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 18th, 2017, 8:13 pm
by AforAmpere
How do I sign up?

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 19th, 2017, 5:24 am
by Saka
AforAmpere wrote:How do I sign up?
There are a couple of ways, but they are complicated so the goverment wont find us and shut us down. But since this site is not very popular, I will post it here.
Method 1:
Go to our secret headquarters located in the country of Hinak. Hinak is located south of Saudi Arabia, precisely halfway between the start of Africa and the Arabian Peninsula. Once you are there, look for a rock shaped somewhat like a cube. Next, knock 5 times. The cube will open and you can join us.

Method 2:
Go to our US-based headquarters, they are located in Nodovia, a small town in North Tennaria. There you can find a large building shaped like a rocket. This is our "shopping mall". On the elevator, type in the konami code and you will be taken to our headquarters. As a bonus, you can have one of the aliens as a pet/plant.

Method 3:
Every February 31st, we open connections. We try to be as careful as possible. There you can access our site using a special address. Type it in exactly. sns.aac.iso.org
You can also email via aac@aac(dot)iso(dot)org
Phone is not availabke at the moment.

Please do join, we already have 310,281 members, not including the planetary representatives, Aak Terush for the planet Jigguh, Bakh Fudish for Saddai, Ymi Dwarma for Bhartamatada, Vaconi Loppi for Goni-Dase, and others.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 19th, 2017, 6:45 am
by 72c20e
Saka wrote:
AforAmpere wrote:How do I sign up?
There are a couple of ways, but they are complicated so the goverment wont find us and shut us down. But since this site is not very popular, I will post it here.
Method 1:
Go to our secret headquarters located in the country of Hinak. Hinak is located south of Saudi Arabia, precisely halfway between the start of Africa and the Arabian Peninsula. Once you are there, look for a rock shaped somewhat like a cube. Next, knock 5 times. The cube will open and you can join us.

Method 2:
Go to our US-based headquarters, they are located in Nodovia, a small town in North Tennaria. There you can find a large building shaped like a rocket. This is our "shopping mall". On the elevator, type in the konami code and you will be taken to our headquarters. As a bonus, you can have one of the aliens as a pet/plant.

Method 3:
Every February 31st, we open connections. We try to be as careful as possible. There you can access our site using a special address. Type it in exactly. sns.aac.iso.org
You can also email via aac@aac(dot)iso(dot)org
Phone is not availabke at the moment.

Please do join, we already have 310,281 members, not including the planetary representatives, Aak Terush for the planet Jigguh, Bakh Fudish for Saddai, Ymi Dwarma for Bhartamatada, Vaconi Loppi for Goni-Dase, and others.
Sign up for what? I heard sth about Middle East. Edit: Also sth about doing sth against the government.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 19th, 2017, 6:47 am
by Saka
72c20e wrote: Sign up for what? I heard sth about Middle East.
AAC, Alien Animal Conservation

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 19th, 2017, 6:51 am
by 72c20e
Saka wrote:
72c20e wrote: Sign up for what? I heard sth about Middle East.
AAC, Alien Animal Conservation
What's that?
And why would the government shut you down?
EDIT:DON'T DO ANYTHING BAD!
Also,
You wrote:Posts: 1507
Joined: June 20th, 2015, 8:50 am
Location: In the kingdom of Sultan Hamengkubuwono X
So you're living in Indonesia. Then why does it have to be in Saudi Arabia? Why does it have to be secret? It's supposed to be public because its name sounds good. There must be sth bad to do with it.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 19th, 2017, 7:30 am
by Saka
72c20e wrote: What's that?
And why would the government shut you down?
EDIT:DON'T DO ANYTHING BAD!
The AAC is an organization devited to protecting rare animals from our interstellar neighborhood. We have a scale for endangeredness that takes in factors such as population, threats, and speed of reproduction: NR (No Risk), LR (Low Risk), T (Threatened), NC (Needs Conservation), DC (Depends on Conversation), HC (Heavy Conservation), CO (Captive Only), Ex (Extinct), and ND (No data). The recently mentioned Fazzled Neck Headlizard Mahazuba is currently at DC. Fortunately, only a few animals are at CO or Ex. We currently do not count Earth Animals as other conservation statuses are already available. Unfortunately, there are animals that have gone extinct before we can save them, such as the Wertyl from Jigguh, Fugujikkel from Ojinamasino (New planet-member), and the Ratamatardha from Bhartamatada.

The goverment believes that the civilians are not allowed to know about aliens for some reason we do not know yet. Richard Toni, Werding Rickall, Ben Ritloff and others are working on finding the reason. Our current idea is that the "greys" have teamed up with the goverment. If course, Greys are part of our organizations, they live on planet Linomia and our representative is Rotuff Durros.

We are constantly searching for new planets that have animals/plants that need conservation. For that we have a subdivision called PLS, Planetary Life Search. There, we have Tony Goodson, Fassadi Tunnus, and of course, the interstellar diplomatic advisor, Geordinloff Tyffion from Vernios.

Our organization also conserves plants, but that is not mentioned in our main name. It is called APC, Alien Plant Conservation. A proposal has been made to merge them into ALC, Alien Life Conservation. The name ALC is a nice one too, because in Seddanian (A language from the planet Hossid) it means "keep".

I did not set the Secret Headquarters. The founder was Terry Mancelot, but don't blame him! The guy who decided to put it there was Fuki Sochasa, the "architect". He's a creative guy, but he has a desert bias.

Re: Random posts

Posted: July 19th, 2017, 8:01 am
by 72c20e
Saka wrote:
72c20e wrote: What's that?
And why would the government shut you down?
EDIT:DON'T DO ANYTHING BAD!
The AAC is an organization devited to protecting rare animals from our interstellar neighborhood. We have a scale for endangeredness that takes in factors such as population, threats, and speed of reproduction: NR (No Risk), LR (Low Risk), T (Threatened), NC (Needs Conservation), DC (Depends on Conversation), HC (Heavy Conservation), CO (Captive Only), Ex (Extinct), and ND (No data). The recently mentioned Fazzled Neck Headlizard Mahazuba is currently at DC. Fortunately, only a few animals are at CO or Ex. We currently do not count Earth Animals as other conservation statuses are already available. Unfortunately, there are animals that have gone extinct before we can save them, such as the Wertyl from Jigguh, Fugujikkel from Ojinamasino (New planet-member), and the Ratamatardha from Bhartamatada.

The goverment believes that the civilians are not allowed to know about aliens for some reason we do not know yet. Richard Toni, Werding Rickall, Ben Ritloff and others are working on finding the reason. Our current idea is that the "greys" have teamed up with the goverment. If course, Greys are part of our organizations, they live on planet Linomia and our representative is Rotuff Durros.

We are constantly searching for new planets that have animals/plants that need conservation. For that we have a subdivision called PLS, Planetary Life Search. There, we have Tony Goodson, Fassadi Tunnus, and of course, the interstellar diplomatic advisor, Geordinloff Tyffion from Vernios.

Our organization also conserves plants, but that is not mentioned in our main name. It is called APC, Alien Plant Conservation. A proposal has been made to merge them into ALC, Alien Life Conservation. The name ALC is a nice one too, because in Seddanian (A language from the planet Hossid) it means "keep".

I did not set the Secret Headquarters. The founder was Terry Mancelot, but don't blame him! The guy who decided to put it there was Fuki Sochasa, the "architect". He's a creative guy, but he has a desert bias.
Animals in other planets are not known yet. It's weird that you know about it.(EDIT:And if you do,how do you protect them?) Did you travel to the outer space or sth?
EDIT: Or you watched Star Wars too much?