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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » April 30th, 2017, 8:47 pm

What is used as a semiconductor in the Life Universe?


Trans-cis-tors
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Toodahoo » May 24th, 2017, 6:29 pm

Why didn't the glider break the mold?
x = 12, y = 16, rule = B3/S23
10bo$9bo$9b3o8$2o$3o$2obo$2bobo$bo2bo$2b2o!

Because only shooting stars can break the mold!

(Note that I discovered this collision; i don't really know if it has been discovered before.)
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Re: Jokes

Postby drc » June 18th, 2017, 12:53 pm

How do Lifenthusiasts get dates?

By gliding into the DMs
writing this made my skin crawl i'm sorry
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Re: Jokes

Postby drc » June 23rd, 2017, 8:10 am

OKAY let's get rid of that mess.

What's a Lifenthusiast's favourite Gorillaz song?

Patturnz Barz
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » June 23rd, 2017, 9:19 am

Calcyman goes fishing
x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » July 9th, 2017, 3:12 am

Ok I just found this one of a kind gem from the page for Andrew J. Wade:
LifeWiki wrote:Andrew J. Wade lives in Toronto, Ontario with his life partner. He has one child. He does no dishes and will do none for the foreseeable future.

See Personal Life. Lolololololol
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby gameoflifeboy » July 9th, 2017, 12:46 pm

See Talk:Andrew J. Wade for an explanation:

LifeWiki wrote:This page was originally created by Margaret Perry (life partner of Andrew J. Wade). I have filled in the personal details (and little known facts, i.e. the assembly version of the game) and leave it to those more in the know to fill in the game details.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » July 10th, 2017, 5:20 am

gameoflifeboy wrote:See Talk:Andrew J. Wade for an explanation:

LifeWiki wrote:This page was originally created by Margaret Perry (life partner of Andrew J. Wade). I have filled in the personal details (and little known facts, i.e. the assembly version of the game) and leave it to those more in the know to fill in the game details.

Oh well that's cool. I am definitely putting down obscure details if I ever get my own page.
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » October 31st, 2017, 9:15 am

RISE, THREAD!

How do Lifeenthusiasts commit and get money?
They census hauls.

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2 drunk Lifeenthusiasts are chatting about in the bar.
The first one said to his friend "Hey, what'r ya writin', Bob?"
The second one (Bob) answers "My name. How do I spell my name again, Andie?"
Andie answers "Uuuh there's B's and O's and uuh..."
Bob says "Nevermind I'm finished!"
"Lemme see that art" Andie said
Bob then handed over the paper he wrote on.
Andie then stared at Bob and said "Why does it say "bo" so much?"

I'm really feeling jokey today 8)
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b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby gameoflifemaniac » October 31st, 2017, 3:16 pm

Why did the LWSS cross the torus? To get to the same side!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
One big dirty Oro. Yeeeeeeeeee...
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Re: Jokes

Postby toroidalet » October 31st, 2017, 8:17 pm

2 blocks are sitting at a table (never mind how that works). One gestures (?) to another pair of blocks and says, "That's us in 50 generations." The second one says, "That's not true. That's a (block) factory."
A LWSS is cruising along when it sees a traffic light. It fails to stop in time and crashes, creating an explosion. (It's open-ended)
x = 11, y = 5, rule = B2ck3-ij5n78/S01e2ei3-k5ai
8b2o$2o3b2o$bo4bo3bo$2bo2b2o$o7bo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby danny » October 31st, 2017, 8:25 pm

Two gliders walk into a bar:
x = 11, y = 8, rule = LifeHistory
A.A$.2A$.A2$8.A$8.A.A$8.2A$2.3A!

And the rest is history.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Apple Bottom » November 3rd, 2017, 11:29 am

Caenbe wrote:There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and I forget the other 8.


There are 2 types of people in the world.

1. Those who start their array indices at 1.
1. Those who start their array indices at 0.
If you speak, your speech must be better than your silence would have been. — Arabian proverb

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Re: Jokes

Postby rowett » November 3rd, 2017, 1:40 pm

Apple Bottom wrote:There are 2 types of people in the world.


0. Those who start their array indices at 0.

Segmentation fault (core dumped).
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Re: Jokes

Postby toroidalet » November 3rd, 2017, 10:08 pm

There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from previous data.
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There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who do a relatively good job of staying on-topic, and why are we talking about programming?
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There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who can perform acts of floccinaucinihilipilification in a sentence and those who think it's useless.
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There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who finish their sentences and those
x = 11, y = 5, rule = B2ck3-ij5n78/S01e2ei3-k5ai
8b2o$2o3b2o$bo4bo3bo$2bo2b2o$o7bo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » November 8th, 2017, 8:34 am

Alexa, read the latest posts from conwaylife.com/forums
A: "bobob3o3bobob4obo2bob"
CIA guy: what the heck

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There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who have handled binary
Those who know binary
Those who have heard of it before
Those who have seen it in a movie
Those who have not really heard of it before
Those who have never heard of it before
And those who didn't expect this to be in base-7
:roll:
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby gameoflifemaniac » November 9th, 2017, 12:27 pm

Who is a dinosaur and likes math? Alexander J. Yee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » November 10th, 2017, 7:08 am

A lifeenthusiast was walking on the beach when a bird suddenly took his ice cream.
"Those naughty seaGoLs!!" He yelled.
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Also, on http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/ca/search.html

LS
Author: Dean Hickerson
Requirements: Apple IIe
Availability: Still exists on a 5 1/4" floppy somewhere
Description: Depth-first backtracking search for low-period oscillators, spaceships, and predecessors of a given pattern, similar to lifesrc. The name is short for "Life search". Written in 1989 using a combination of 6502 assembler and Basic; mentioned by Mark Niemiec as the first program to search for oscillators. Described in more detail in the file "ORIGIN" included in some lifesrc distributions.

Dean, can you find that floppy?
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby 83bismuth38 » November 11th, 2017, 2:36 pm

GoL logic:
x = 36, y = 7, rule = B3/S23
30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo
2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o
7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.
x = 8, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
3b2o$3b2o$2b3o$4bobo$2obobobo$3bo2bo$2bobo2bo$2bo4bo$2bo4bo$2bo!

No football of any dui mauris said that.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » November 11th, 2017, 11:56 pm

We had a ridiculous chat in the Discord server (Slightly modified so it's better):
B = Blinkerspawn
D = Danny/drc
S = Saka
W = Wright

S: Can someone give me some (cracked) python for free so I can view patterns?
D: whaty
B: what
B: why would you need cracked python
B: I think you need to download more RAM in order to run cracked python
S: I have enough goats. I dont want a ram.
B: but it's in your computer so it only eats virtual grass and leaves virtual... waste.
that's what the Recycle Bin is for
B: the Internet guy will come over to clear it every Monday
S: Ah I see. Should I download ram from ebay?
B: I think Ebay has good prices on downloadable RAM
S: Thanks. But can they do international downloads and is there a fee?
(For international downloads)
B: There used to be a fee but people complained so now you just have to listen to car horns for thirty seconds before you start the download
S: Thanks. I will download rams now.
D: dont, the hackers will send infected text files towards you
S: Dont worry, I have an antivirus in the form of a jpg file that moves around the folders and deletes any viruses
B: You'll know who the hackers are because they all have terrible grammar
S: I've met hackers before with OK grammar
S: they're evolving
D: b
S: Have the hackers hacked your Discord, danny?
D: they ddosed my discord
S: I see. You'll need to take Dihydrogen Monoxide pills
B: isn't that incrediby poisonous though
D: dang yeah that's like bleach
S: Take the pills when the product of the hours and minutes is prime. You'll stay safe that way.
B: oh ok
D: ah, that's a thinker
D: actually no nvm 01:07
B: 12-hour time or 24-hour?
B: What timezone?
D: 24 hour
S: 24-Hour time
B: ok
S: As for the timezone, it's up to you, but I prefer the poles.
B: ah yes of course
S: Dont forget to drink ammonia after taking the pills to reduce the poisonous effects of DHMO
D: pokemon go to the poles
gets shot
S: BREAKING NEWS: Teen goes to the pole of Uranus to take DHMO pills, gets shot.
W: Help Me An LWSS Salvo Hacked My Golly Install And Deleted System32
S: Hmm, I suggest pouring Osmium on the Harddrive
W: I Dont Have Any Is Whiteout An Ok Substitute
D: i accidentally 495 kb of mwsses
W: oops
S: Whiteout is alright too.
S: As for danny, have you tried drinking avocado seeds?
D: o H
D: w H VY
S: Drc, have you taken your pills?
D: tis i drc
S: Drc take your pills now!!
D: !!!!!!!
S: Good, now drink the ammonia...
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b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Naszvadi » November 17th, 2017, 7:22 am

Bionic cellular automata feat. felines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2jVB9OGRo
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Re: Jokes

Postby Saka » November 20th, 2017, 6:39 am

"Stand back, unrecognized B-Ship!"
B: "Why should I"
x = 47, y = 49, rule = B2k3aijkr4irtyz5aey6i/S2-c3ijnqr4cir5er6in7e8
9b2o$10bo$10bobo$11b2o$5b2o$6bo7b2o$6bobo6bo$7b2o6bobo$16b2o$2o8b2o$bo
9bo7b2o$bobo7bobo6bo$2b2o8b2o6bobo$21b2o$5b2o8b2o$6bo9bo$6bobo7bobo$7b
2o8b2o2$10b2o$11bo$11bobo$12b2o24$43b2obo$44b3o$45bo!
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x = 17, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
b2ob2obo5b2o$11b4obo$2bob3o2bo2b3o$bo3b2o4b2o$o2bo2bob2o3b4o$bob2obo5b
o2b2o$2b2o4bobo2b3o$bo3b5ob2obobo$2bo5bob2o$4bob2o2bobobo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby toroidalet » November 20th, 2017, 11:45 am

Saka wrote:"Stand back, unrecognized B-Ship!"
B: "Why should I"

It remembered to stop at the traffic light, though:
x = 17, y = 21, rule = B2k3aijkr4irtyz5aey6i/S2-c3ijnqr4cir5er6in7e8
15bo$14b3o$13b2obo12$2b3o2$o5bo$o5bo$o5bo2$2b3o!

---
Why did the turkey cross the road? (instead of the chicken)
They didn't chicken out!
x = 11, y = 5, rule = B2ck3-ij5n78/S01e2ei3-k5ai
8b2o$2o3b2o$bo4bo3bo$2bo2b2o$o7bo!

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Re: Jokes

Postby gameoflifemaniac » November 21st, 2017, 1:59 pm

Who composed The Flight of the Bumblebee? Ludwig van Beethoven!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
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Re: Jokes

Postby 83bismuth38 » November 21st, 2017, 9:35 pm

MORE GOL LOGIC:
how to make 4 loaves of bread:
step 1:
x = 5, y = 5, rule = B3/S23
2bo$3bo$bo2bo$3o$bo!
Y E A S T
x = 8, y = 10, rule = B3/S23
3b2o$3b2o$2b3o$4bobo$2obobobo$3bo2bo$2bobo2bo$2bo4bo$2bo4bo$2bo!

No football of any dui mauris said that.
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