SCP Challenge

[Tom Mazanec]

Go to the SCP Foundation http://www.scp-wiki.net/ and write an SCP for them based on a life pattern.

[fluffykitty]

Maybe it could be IceNine or something

[GUYTU6J]

So, like...

SCP-CGoL-0137 - Icenine - The Original
SCP-CGoL-0314 - Pi-R-Squared spaceship
SCP-CGoL-0010 - gfind bug
SCP-CGoL-0006 - Annoying Stray Ash

[hotcrystal0]

SCP-CGoL-267 Sentient Cells

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0bj3ct cl4s5: S4f3

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D3scr1pt!0n: SCP-CGoL-267 1s a ¢0ll3cti0n 0f c3lls d15cov3r3d 1n a L1f3V1ew3r w1nd0w 0n 4 c0mput3r 1n r00m[R3D4CTED] 0f th3 M1T. SCP-CGoL-267 1s s3nt!ent, 4nd c4n c0mmun1cat3 b¥ arr4ng1ng it5elf 1n th3 sh4pe 0f l3tt3r5. SCp-CGoL-267 1s c4pabl3 0f tr4nsf3rr1ng 0nt0 4ny CGoL s1mul4tor, 3ven 1f th3y 4r3 0n diff3r3nt c0mput3rs, as l0ng a5 th3y ar3 dir3ct|y aja¢3nt t0 e4ch oth3r. SCP-CGoL-267 1s als0 cap4bl3 0f c0nv3rt1ng n0rm4l c3lls t0 SCp-CGoL-267 c3ll5. Th1s ab1lit¥ !s at w1ll.

[hotcrystal0]

New ideas: SCP-CGoL-691 Anomalous Ruletable
SCP-CGoL-127 0E0P Metacell (Edit: changed from 106 to 127 because at the time of writing, the SCP-8127 slot is open and it could go there)

[LuveelVoom]

scp cgol 691 is a .[][]le file (commonly used by applications such as g[][][][] and other [][][][] viewers to transcribe custom rules.)
class: euclid
containment procedures: zoom level on the customized g[][][][] fork to view scp cgol 691 is not to be set above 10^[]7 without level 5 approval. subjects who exceed this are to be terminated immediately. copies of the .[][]le file are not to be distributed outside site-rct-15 under any circumstances.
description: scp cgol 691 is a file containing a set of rules for generating a [][][][] of unprecedented (wolfram class of approximately 7.[][][]) complexity. the file is about [][][] megabytes in size. despite the incredible size, cgol 691 runs smoothly at a constant 10^[]4 frames per second on any [][][][] viewer program, even ones that do not support .[][]le files (the reason for this is unknown and yet to be experimented upon.) modification of the [][]le table appears to have no effects [LEVEL >4 ONLY: this is no longer the case. we have found the effects. it's not good. we didn't realize until too late, but the undo button doesn't work on cgol 691. what have we wrought.].
scp cgol 691 was initially discovered due to a post on [][][][][][][][][][].com forums on october [][], 2017 by forum user [][][] (now deleted by scp personnel, a copy is available with permission from level 3 or above.) the anomaly was discovered by agent [][][][][]er after [EXPUNGED] to the fine-structure constant, resulting in [EXPUNGED]. antimemetics of class-A were administered to [][][] users of the forums, along with [][],[][][],[][][] people who noted the effects (see addendum A: rise in Alzheimer's (SCP 10372) for more information on the lasting effects of this.) cgol 691 was then taken in for study.
LEVEL 4 CLASSIFIED:
Experiment 001: D-1941 is asked to zoom out and describe what he sees.
Zoom level: 10^58
D-1941: It's some sort of, uh, orbit simulator? I don't understand?
Zoom level: 10^51
D-1941: Oh! Is this a spy satellite?
Zoom level: 10^44
D-1941: I don't get it. Is this, like, a really good camera?
Zoom level: 10^41
D-1941: Hey, that's me! How? What are you doing?
Researcher [][][]per then draws a line of state-[][] cells over the image of D-1941 on the screen.
Within several seconds, D-1941 [EXPUNGED] requiring decontamination of site rct-15 over the course of several weeks, with [][][] casualties, including researcher [][][]per.
Incident 001:
D-2136 is asked to edit the .[][]le file how he wishes
D-2136: uh i guess i will remove this line. and maybe change this number.
No immediate effects are noted.
Over the next 3 months, significant and persistent changes in brain biochemistry resulting in increased levels of neurotransmitters [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] are noted across all mammals. This leads to an overall increase in fear and self-preservation instincts across humanity.
The effects of this are theorized to be the cause of [REDACTED]'s victory in the [REDACTED] election when he would otherwise have lost.
Further research into SCP-cgol-691 has been terminated.

[hotcrystal0]

scp cgol 691 is a .[][]le file (commonly used by applications such as g[][][][] and other [][][][] viewers to transcribe custom rules.)

Someone please post this onto the SCP-8691 slot after it gets cleaned up first.

[hotcrystal0]

SCP-CGoL-0010 - gfind bug

Item number: SCP-CGoL-010

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CGoL-010 is effectively self-containing.

Description: SCP-CGoL-010 is a (██,███)c/█████ spaceship with a minimum population of 82 cells. The object itself is not anomalous, however it exhibits two anomalous properties: a cognitohazard and an antimemetic effect.