Jokes

[Hdjensofjfnen]

Father: Son, this is the last night that we can have a backyard barbecue. Tomorrow, because of Daylight Savings, it’s going to be too dark by dinner time.
Son: Don’t be such a pessimist, Dad, I’m sure you won’t die before March.

[Moosey]

Q: what's the 24th element of the Internet
A: Google chromium

</bad pun>

[EvinZL]

Me think you would make no sense with some cardinals...

What?

Did anyone knew that Simple+Complex=Simplex?

Isn't simplex a multidimensional tetrahedron? (Oh, I get why simple + complex actually = simplex)
Edit: know, not knew

[GUYTU6J]

Again, using the two fictional names for a joke, not intended to refer to anybody.

Wadufi: You've been posting a lot everywhere these days.
Fjord: Indeed, because I feel uncomfortable everytime I see my user profile.
Wadufi: Why? Is it for the avatar or the signature?
[Opens Fjord's user profile]

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Fjord: The statistics seem irreversible

[Saka]

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[Hunting]

Again, using the two fictional names for a joke, not intended to refer to anybody.

Wadufi: You've been posting a lot everywhere these days.
Fjord: Indeed, because I feel uncomfortable everytime I see my user profile.
Wadufi: Why? Is it for the avatar or the signature?
[Opens Fjord's user profile]
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Fjord: The statistics seem irreversible

Yourself?
Apparently, I...

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[Hunting]

Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?

[Hunting]

How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:

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x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!

A slight relative:
How many gliders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fact 1: You'll need to take the original lightbulb down in order to change a lightbulb!
Fact 2: Recycling is good!
Conclusion: 10

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x = 70, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
66bobo$66b2o$67bo$55bo$53bobo$54b2o3$67bobo$67b2o$68bo2$55bobo$55b2o9b
o$56bo9bobo$49bo16b2o$50b2o$49b2o3$12b2ob2o45bo$12bo3bo38bo6b2o$13b3o
39b2o4bobo$2bo51bobo$obo10b3o$b2o9bobobo$12b2ob2o47bobo$13bobo39bo3b3o
2b2o$11bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$11b2o3b2o36bobo3bo!

Reduced, 8:

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x = 211, y = 188, rule = B3/S23
208bo$206b2o$207b2o72$207bobo$207b2o$208bo$196bo$194bobo$195b2o3$208bo
bo$208b2o$209bo2$196bobo$196b2o9bo$97bo99bo9bobo$97bobo16bo73bo16b2o$
97b2o17bobo72b2o$81bobo10bo21b2o72b2o$82b2o11b2o$82bo11b2o$153b2ob2o
45bo$153bo3bo38bo6b2o$91b2o20b2o39b3o39b2o4bobo$92b2o19bobo9b3o15bo51b
obo$91bo21bo11bo15bobo10b3o$108bo17bo15b2o9bobobo$108b2o43b2ob2o47bobo
$107bobo44bobo39bo3b3o2b2o$152bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$152b2o3b2o36bobo3bo
82$3o$2bo$bo!

Trivially reduced:

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x = 239, y = 218, rule = B3/S23
238bo$236b2o$237b2o87$222bobo$222b2o$223bo$211bo$209bobo$210b2o3$223bo
bo$223b2o$224bo2$211bobo$211b2o9bo$112bo99bo9bobo$112bobo16bo73bo16b2o
$112b2o17bobo72b2o$96bobo10bo21b2o72b2o$97b2o11b2o$97bo11b2o$168b2ob2o
45bo$168bo3bo38bo6b2o$106b2o20b2o39b3o39b2o4bobo$107b2o19bobo9b3o15bo
51bobo$106bo21bo11bo15bobo10b3o$123bo17bo15b2o9bobobo$123b2o43b2ob2o
47bobo$122bobo44bobo39bo3b3o2b2o$167bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$167b2o3b2o36bo
bo3bo97$3o$2bo$bo!

Q: How many Lifenthusiast does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. Ctrl-A, Ctrl-X, File > New Pattern, Ctrl-V, click Run

If it does work: double-click Firefox, enter "c" in the address bar (real Lifenthusiast only needs to type C and the browser will automatically complete the domain name), type "forums/posting.php?mode=post&f=4", press Tab four times, type "A glitch in Golly"...

If it does not: double-click Firefox, enter "c" in the address bar (real Lifenthusiast only needs to type C and the browser will automatically complete the domain name), type "patterns/lightbulb.rle", Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C, click Golly, Ctrl-V

Easy!

easy

Q: How many DirtyLifers does it take to change a lightbulb on an online multiplayer DirtyLife server?

A: TREE(3) (or some other large googology number)

The first DirtyLifer places a glider in order to destroy the old lightbulb, accidentally causing it to explode.
The second and the third DirtyLifer places a glider in order to clean it up, accidentally causing it to explode.
The fourth and the fifth and the sixth and the seventh DirtyLifer places a glider in order to clean it up, accidentally causing it to explode.
The 8th and the 9th and the 10th and the 11st and the 12nd and the 13rd and the 14th and the 15th DirtyLifer places a glider in order to clean it up, accidentally causing it to explode.
The 16th DirtyLifer and...

What happened when I try to apgsearch Nah and found the spacefiller crashing a debris

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JP21 came and get frustrated and quit the server.

rowett came and said it will be fixed in the next release.

AbhpzTa came and cleaned it up.

Moosey came and changed the rule to prevent further issues.

[Moosey]

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Fear me

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Also

Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?

This makes me uncomfortable since it suggests I ruin stuff for you

[yujh]

Well, does light bulb stable in Dirty life? It blinks!

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x = 239, y = 218, rule = B3-cky5aq6ci7c/S23-ck4n6k7e
238bo$236b2o$237b2o87$222bobo$222b2o$223bo$211bo$209bobo$210b2o3$223bo
bo$223b2o$224bo2$211bobo$211b2o9bo$112bo99bo9bobo$112bobo16bo73bo16b2o
$112b2o17bobo72b2o$96bobo10bo21b2o72b2o$97b2o11b2o$97bo11b2o$168b2ob2o
45bo$168bo3bo38bo6b2o$106b2o20b2o39b3o39b2o4bobo$107b2o19bobo9b3o15bo
51bobo$106bo21bo11bo15bobo10b3o$123bo17bo15b2o9bobobo$123b2o43b2ob2o
47bobo$122bobo44bobo39bo3b3o2b2o$167bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$167b2o3b2o36bo
bo3bo97$3o$2bo$bo!

[JP21]

Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?

You took my joke and rebranded it as yours! Well, I'm not a joker so...

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No thing






















Super Mauro Bros






Mispellings are a happy coincidense.

Edit: Here it is!

Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new oscillator period)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed c/8, c/9, c/11 and more.





Feeling happy yet?

[Hunting]

Super Moosey Bros

[yujh]

Why Moosey again?(Who’s Moosey,like hunting compared to h********)

[Hunting]

Today is a serious day, I suppose this thread should be locked until tomorrow

[yujh]

Yeah, a joke from hunting.

[yujh]

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Fear me
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Also

Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?

This makes me uncomfortable since it suggests I ruin stuff for you

I’ll get more than you.

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[Moosey]

(Who’s Moosey)

[SPOILER ALERT] me

[Amy]

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday"

[yujh]

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday"

Don’t tell me you’re retired.(jk)

[Saka]

Has anyone correctly implemented LTL yet? All the ones I've tried (LifeViewer, Golly, etc.) have been quite buggy.

[Hunting]

Has anyone correctly implemented LTL yet? All the ones I've tried (LifeViewer, Golly, etc.) have been quite buggy.

And Bosco-y. I remember there being a discussion somewhere in the OCA forum saying there's a new bug... in LtL.

[GUYTU6J]

BLM in Life:

blinker lives matter
block lives matter
boat lives matter
barge lives matter
b-hept lives matter
bipole lives matter

Imagine what a lifeform-supremacist would be like!

And finally there is broth lives matter, which is equivalent to all lives matter.

BREAKING NEWS: Self-constructing giraffepuffer completed while protesters advocating "Bandersnatch lives matter"

[Hunting]

brianp lives matter

[ColorfulGalaxy]

Here's some fish soup for you:

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x = 8, y = 5, rule = QuadLife
4.ACD$3.B$B5.A$.CD2.B.A$.C.D!

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x = 8, y = 5, rule = QuadLife
4.CAB$3.C$C5.D$.BA2.D.C$.A.B!

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x = 8, y = 5, rule = QuadLife
4.DDA$3.C$A5.B$.DA2.C.C$.B.A!

[ColorfulGalaxy]

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x = 0, y = 3, rule = LifeHistory
.A.....B.....C.....D.....E.....F....$..A.....B.....C.....D.....E.....F...$AAA...BBB...CCC...DDD...EEE...FFF!

Six gliders.
Three of them are dead.
One of them moves normally.
The other two also move, but they each leave a dead glider behind.