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Re: Jokes

Post by Hdjensofjfnen » November 2nd, 2019, 9:22 pm

Father: Son, this is the last night that we can have a backyard barbecue. Tomorrow, because of Daylight Savings, it’s going to be too dark by dinner time.
Son: Don’t be such a pessimist, Dad, I’m sure you won’t die before March.

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x = 5, y = 9, rule = B3-jqr/S01c2-in3
3bo$4bo$o2bo$2o2$2o$o2bo$4bo$3bo!

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x = 7, y = 5, rule = B3/S2-i3-y4i
4b3o$6bo$o3b3o$2o$bo!

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Re: Jokes

Post by Moosey » December 2nd, 2019, 11:37 am

Q: what's the 24th element of the Internet
A: Google chromium

</bad pun>
I am a prolific creator of many rather pathetic googological functions

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Re: Jokes

Post by EvinZL » December 2nd, 2019, 4:43 pm

JP21 wrote:
November 2nd, 2019, 7:57 am
fluffykitty wrote:
November 1st, 2019, 7:27 pm
Me think you would make no sense with some cardinals...
What?

Did anyone knew that Simple+Complex=Simplex?
Isn't simplex a multidimensional tetrahedron? (Oh, I get why simple + complex actually = simplex)
Edit: know, not knew

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#N sIgnATurE
#C https://catagolue.appspot.com/object?apgcode=xp0_sIgnATurE&rule=b3s23
x = 9, y = 5, rule = B3/S23
bob3ob2o$bob6o$2ob4obo$2o2b5o$9o!

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Re: Jokes

Post by GUYTU6J » March 22nd, 2020, 9:04 am

Again, using the two fictional names for a joke, not intended to refer to anybody.

Wadufi: You've been posting a lot everywhere these days.
Fjord: Indeed, because I feel uncomfortable everytime I see my user profile.
Wadufi: Why? Is it for the avatar or the signature?
[Opens Fjord's user profile]
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Fjord: The statistics seem irreversible :cry:

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x = 33, y = 19, rule = B3/S23
4b2o$4b2o8bobo11b2o$15b2o11bobo$15bo14bo$30b2o$15b2o10b2obo$14bo2bo8bo
bobobo$15bobo9bo3b2o$16bo4$3bob2o$b3ob2o13b2o$o19b2o$b3ob2o6b2o$3bobo
7b2o$3bobo$4bo!
#C [[ PASTET 31 PASTE o$o! 15 -11 ]]

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Re: Jokes

Post by Saka » March 22nd, 2020, 9:43 am

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o3b2ob2obo3b2o2b2o$bo3b2obob3o3bo2bo$2bo2b3o5b3ob4o$3o3bo2bo2b3o3b3o$
4bo4bobo4bo$2o2b2o2b4obo2bo3bo$2ob4o3bo2bo2bo2bo$b2o3bobob2o$3bobobo5b
obobobo$3bobobob2o3bo2bobo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Hunting » March 22nd, 2020, 10:29 am

GUYTU6J wrote:
March 22nd, 2020, 9:04 am
Again, using the two fictional names for a joke, not intended to refer to anybody.

Wadufi: You've been posting a lot everywhere these days.
Fjord: Indeed, because I feel uncomfortable everytime I see my user profile.
Wadufi: Why? Is it for the avatar or the signature?
[Opens Fjord's user profile]
posts.png
Fjord: The statistics seem irreversible :cry:
Yourself?
Apparently, I...
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Re: Jokes

Post by Hunting » March 22nd, 2020, 12:19 pm

Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?
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Re: Jokes

Post by Hunting » March 22nd, 2020, 1:27 pm

A for awesome wrote:
October 23rd, 2016, 10:57 am
How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:

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x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!
Moosey wrote:A slight relative:
How many gliders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fact 1: You'll need to take the original lightbulb down in order to change a lightbulb!
Fact 2: Recycling is good!
Conclusion: 10

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x = 70, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
66bobo$66b2o$67bo$55bo$53bobo$54b2o3$67bobo$67b2o$68bo2$55bobo$55b2o9b
o$56bo9bobo$49bo16b2o$50b2o$49b2o3$12b2ob2o45bo$12bo3bo38bo6b2o$13b3o
39b2o4bobo$2bo51bobo$obo10b3o$b2o9bobobo$12b2ob2o47bobo$13bobo39bo3b3o
2b2o$11bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$11b2o3b2o36bobo3bo!
cvojan wrote:Reduced, 8:

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x = 211, y = 188, rule = B3/S23
208bo$206b2o$207b2o72$207bobo$207b2o$208bo$196bo$194bobo$195b2o3$208bo
bo$208b2o$209bo2$196bobo$196b2o9bo$97bo99bo9bobo$97bobo16bo73bo16b2o$
97b2o17bobo72b2o$81bobo10bo21b2o72b2o$82b2o11b2o$82bo11b2o$153b2ob2o
45bo$153bo3bo38bo6b2o$91b2o20b2o39b3o39b2o4bobo$92b2o19bobo9b3o15bo51b
obo$91bo21bo11bo15bobo10b3o$108bo17bo15b2o9bobobo$108b2o43b2ob2o47bobo
$107bobo44bobo39bo3b3o2b2o$152bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$152b2o3b2o36bobo3bo
82$3o$2bo$bo!
Naszvadi wrote:Trivially reduced:

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x = 239, y = 218, rule = B3/S23
238bo$236b2o$237b2o87$222bobo$222b2o$223bo$211bo$209bobo$210b2o3$223bo
bo$223b2o$224bo2$211bobo$211b2o9bo$112bo99bo9bobo$112bobo16bo73bo16b2o
$112b2o17bobo72b2o$96bobo10bo21b2o72b2o$97b2o11b2o$97bo11b2o$168b2ob2o
45bo$168bo3bo38bo6b2o$106b2o20b2o39b3o39b2o4bobo$107b2o19bobo9b3o15bo
51bobo$106bo21bo11bo15bobo10b3o$123bo17bo15b2o9bobobo$123b2o43b2ob2o
47bobo$122bobo44bobo39bo3b3o2b2o$167bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$167b2o3b2o36bo
bo3bo97$3o$2bo$bo!
Q: How many Lifenthusiast does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. Ctrl-A, Ctrl-X, File > New Pattern, Ctrl-V, click Run

If it does work: double-click Firefox, enter "c" in the address bar (real Lifenthusiast only needs to type C and the browser will automatically complete the domain name), type "forums/posting.php?mode=post&f=4", press Tab four times, type "A glitch in Golly"...

If it does not: double-click Firefox, enter "c" in the address bar (real Lifenthusiast only needs to type C and the browser will automatically complete the domain name), type "patterns/lightbulb.rle", Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C, click Golly, Ctrl-V
GUYTU6J wrote:Easy!
yujh wrote:easy
Q: How many DirtyLifers does it take to change a lightbulb on an online multiplayer DirtyLife server?

A: TREE(3) (or some other large googology number)

The first DirtyLifer places a glider in order to destroy the old lightbulb, accidentally causing it to explode.
The second and the third DirtyLifer places a glider in order to clean it up, accidentally causing it to explode.
The fourth and the fifth and the sixth and the seventh DirtyLifer places a glider in order to clean it up, accidentally causing it to explode.
The 8th and the 9th and the 10th and the 11st and the 12nd and the 13rd and the 14th and the 15th DirtyLifer places a glider in order to clean it up, accidentally causing it to explode.
The 16th DirtyLifer and...
What happened when I try to apgsearch Nah and found the spacefiller crashing a debris
What happened when I try to apgsearch Nah and found the spacefiller crashing a debris
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JP21 came and get frustrated and quit the server.

rowett came and said it will be fixed in the next release.

AbhpzTa came and cleaned it up.

Moosey came and changed the rule to prevent further issues.
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Re: Jokes

Post by Moosey » March 22nd, 2020, 1:59 pm

Saka wrote:
March 22nd, 2020, 9:43 am
:?
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Fear me
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Hunting wrote:
March 22nd, 2020, 12:19 pm
Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?
This makes me uncomfortable since it suggests I ruin stuff for you
I am a prolific creator of many rather pathetic googological functions

My CA rules can be found here

Also, the tree game
Bill Watterson once wrote: "How do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?"

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Re: Jokes

Post by yujh » March 22nd, 2020, 8:45 pm

Well, does light bulb stable in Dirty life? It blinks!

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x = 239, y = 218, rule = B3-cky5aq6ci7c/S23-ck4n6k7e
238bo$236b2o$237b2o87$222bobo$222b2o$223bo$211bo$209bobo$210b2o3$223bo
bo$223b2o$224bo2$211bobo$211b2o9bo$112bo99bo9bobo$112bobo16bo73bo16b2o
$112b2o17bobo72b2o$96bobo10bo21b2o72b2o$97b2o11b2o$97bo11b2o$168b2ob2o
45bo$168bo3bo38bo6b2o$106b2o20b2o39b3o39b2o4bobo$107b2o19bobo9b3o15bo
51bobo$106bo21bo11bo15bobo10b3o$123bo17bo15b2o9bobobo$123b2o43b2ob2o
47bobo$122bobo44bobo39bo3b3o2b2o$167bobobobo37b2o4bo3bo$167b2o3b2o36bo
bo3bo97$3o$2bo$bo!
B34kz5e7c8/S23-a4ityz5k!!!
Mission: find a rule with 2-5ob,7-15d,3-5o ships and 4 sparky hp osc.
B2ikn35j6i/S23-a8
B2ck3ar4ac5e6c7/S1e2-an3ejnr4air5iy6c7c8

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Re: Jokes

Post by JP21 » March 24th, 2020, 7:37 pm

Hunting wrote:
March 22nd, 2020, 12:19 pm
Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?
You took my joke and rebranded it as yours! Well, I'm not a joker so...

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No thing






















Super Mauro Bros






Mispellings are a happy coincidense.
Edit: Here it is!
JP21 wrote:
January 23rd, 2020, 7:36 am
Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new oscillator period)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed c/8, c/9, c/11 and more.





Feeling happy yet?
A 14 year old guy that have useless discoveries about life and other rules.

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x = 13, y = 20, rule = B3/S23
11b2o$11b2o4$8b2o$8b2o2$2o$2o3$3b2o$3b2o2$11b2o$10b2o$12bo$3b2o$3b2o!

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Re: Jokes

Post by Hunting » March 31st, 2020, 6:52 am

Super Moosey Bros
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Re: Jokes

Post by yujh » March 31st, 2020, 8:30 am

Why Moosey again?(Who’s Moosey,like hunting compared to h********)
B34kz5e7c8/S23-a4ityz5k!!!
Mission: find a rule with 2-5ob,7-15d,3-5o ships and 4 sparky hp osc.
B2ikn35j6i/S23-a8
B2ck3ar4ac5e6c7/S1e2-an3ejnr4air5iy6c7c8

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Re: Jokes

Post by Hunting » March 31st, 2020, 9:20 pm

Today is a serious day, I suppose this thread should be locked until tomorrow
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Re: Jokes

Post by yujh » April 1st, 2020, 3:20 am

Yeah, a joke from hunting.
B34kz5e7c8/S23-a4ityz5k!!!
Mission: find a rule with 2-5ob,7-15d,3-5o ships and 4 sparky hp osc.
B2ikn35j6i/S23-a8
B2ck3ar4ac5e6c7/S1e2-an3ejnr4air5iy6c7c8

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Re: Jokes

Post by yujh » April 1st, 2020, 3:27 am

Moosey wrote:
November 4th, 2001, 2:53 pm
Saka wrote:
November 4th, 2001, 10:36 am
:?
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Fear me
BBDA4725-3B98-45E2-835C-6EE48D6DADCC.jpeg

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Hunting wrote:
November 4th, 2001, 1:13 pm
Use Your Imagination
Imagine you have the best day. (like you discovered a new rule)





Now imagine a new user came along and posted spaceships (that are kept secretly many years ago) with speed 6c/36, (15,3)c/600, and more.





Feeling happy yet?
This makes me uncomfortable since it suggests I ruin stuff for you
I’ll get more than you.
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B34kz5e7c8/S23-a4ityz5k!!!
Mission: find a rule with 2-5ob,7-15d,3-5o ships and 4 sparky hp osc.
B2ikn35j6i/S23-a8
B2ck3ar4ac5e6c7/S1e2-an3ejnr4air5iy6c7c8

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Re: Jokes

Post by Moosey » April 1st, 2020, 12:12 pm

yujh wrote:
March 31st, 2020, 8:30 am
(Who’s Moosey)
[SPOILER ALERT] me
I am a prolific creator of many rather pathetic googological functions

My CA rules can be found here

Also, the tree game
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Re: Jokes

Post by Amy » April 21st, 2020, 12:21 am

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday"

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Re: Jokes

Post by yujh » April 21st, 2020, 12:32 am

Amy wrote:
April 21st, 2020, 12:21 am
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday"
Don’t tell me you’re retired.(jk)
B34kz5e7c8/S23-a4ityz5k!!!
Mission: find a rule with 2-5ob,7-15d,3-5o ships and 4 sparky hp osc.
B2ikn35j6i/S23-a8
B2ck3ar4ac5e6c7/S1e2-an3ejnr4air5iy6c7c8

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Re: Jokes

Post by Saka » May 25th, 2020, 10:45 pm

Has anyone correctly implemented LTL yet? All the ones I've tried (LifeViewer, Golly, etc.) have been quite buggy.

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o3b2ob2obo3b2o2b2o$bo3b2obob3o3bo2bo$2bo2b3o5b3ob4o$3o3bo2bo2b3o3b3o$
4bo4bobo4bo$2o2b2o2b4obo2bo3bo$2ob4o3bo2bo2bo2bo$b2o3bobob2o$3bobobo5b
obobobo$3bobobob2o3bo2bobo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Hunting » May 26th, 2020, 9:07 am

Saka wrote:
May 25th, 2020, 10:45 pm
Has anyone correctly implemented LTL yet? All the ones I've tried (LifeViewer, Golly, etc.) have been quite buggy.
And Bosco-y. I remember there being a discussion somewhere in the OCA forum saying there's a new bug... in LtL.
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Re: Jokes (not really)

Post by GUYTU6J » June 13th, 2020, 5:38 am

wzkchem5 wrote:
June 12th, 2020, 11:02 pm
Bullet51 wrote:
June 12th, 2020, 4:47 am
BLM in Life:

blinker lives matter
block lives matter
boat lives matter
barge lives matter
b-hept lives matter
bipole lives matter

Imagine what a lifeform-supremacist would be like!
And finally there is broth lives matter, which is equivalent to all lives matter.
BREAKING NEWS: Self-constructing giraffepuffer completed while protesters advocating "Bandersnatch lives matter"

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x = 33, y = 19, rule = B3/S23
4b2o$4b2o8bobo11b2o$15b2o11bobo$15bo14bo$30b2o$15b2o10b2obo$14bo2bo8bo
bobobo$15bobo9bo3b2o$16bo4$3bob2o$b3ob2o13b2o$o19b2o$b3ob2o6b2o$3bobo
7b2o$3bobo$4bo!
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This is a joke

Post by Hunting » June 13th, 2020, 6:58 am

brianp lives matter
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Re: Jokes

Post by ColorfulGalaxy » July 19th, 2020, 3:06 am

Here's some fish soup for you:

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x = 8, y = 5, rule = QuadLife
4.ACD$3.B$B5.A$.CD2.B.A$.C.D!

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x = 8, y = 5, rule = QuadLife
4.CAB$3.C$C5.D$.BA2.D.C$.A.B!

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x = 8, y = 5, rule = QuadLife
4.DDA$3.C$A5.B$.DA2.C.C$.B.A!

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x = 9, y = 9, rule = LifeColorful
6E.2B$6E.2B$7.2B$2D5.2B$2D5.2B$2D5.2B$2D$2D.6C$2D.6C!

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Re: Jokes

Post by ColorfulGalaxy » July 20th, 2020, 4:07 am

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x = 0, y = 3, rule = LifeHistory
.A.....B.....C.....D.....E.....F....$..A.....B.....C.....D.....E.....F...$AAA...BBB...CCC...DDD...EEE...FFF!
Six gliders.
Three of them are dead.
One of them moves normally.
The other two also move, but they each leave a dead glider behind.

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x = 9, y = 9, rule = LifeColorful
6E.2B$6E.2B$7.2B$2D5.2B$2D5.2B$2D5.2B$2D$2D.6C$2D.6C!

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