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Re: Jokes

Posted: April 30th, 2017, 8:47 pm
by Saka
What is used as a semiconductor in the Life Universe?


Trans-cis-tors

Re: Jokes

Posted: May 24th, 2017, 6:29 pm
by Toodahoo
Why didn't the glider break the mold?

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x = 12, y = 16, rule = B3/S23
10bo$9bo$9b3o8$2o$3o$2obo$2bobo$bo2bo$2b2o!
Because only shooting stars can break the mold!

(Note that I discovered this collision; i don't really know if it has been discovered before.)

Re: Jokes

Posted: June 18th, 2017, 12:53 pm
by drc
How do Lifenthusiasts get dates?

By gliding into the DMs
writing this made my skin crawl i'm sorry

Re: Jokes

Posted: June 23rd, 2017, 8:10 am
by drc
OKAY let's get rid of that mess.

What's a Lifenthusiast's favourite Gorillaz song?

Patturnz Barz

Re: Jokes

Posted: June 23rd, 2017, 9:19 am
by Saka
Calcyman goes fishing

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x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!

Re: Jokes

Posted: July 9th, 2017, 3:12 am
by Saka
Ok I just found this one of a kind gem from the page for Andrew J. Wade:
LifeWiki wrote:Andrew J. Wade lives in Toronto, Ontario with his life partner. He has one child. He does no dishes and will do none for the foreseeable future.
See Personal Life. Lolololololol

Re: Jokes

Posted: July 9th, 2017, 12:46 pm
by gameoflifeboy
See Talk:Andrew J. Wade for an explanation:
LifeWiki wrote:This page was originally created by Margaret Perry (life partner of Andrew J. Wade). I have filled in the personal details (and little known facts, i.e. the assembly version of the game) and leave it to those more in the know to fill in the game details.

Re: Jokes

Posted: July 10th, 2017, 5:20 am
by Saka
gameoflifeboy wrote:See Talk:Andrew J. Wade for an explanation:
LifeWiki wrote:This page was originally created by Margaret Perry (life partner of Andrew J. Wade). I have filled in the personal details (and little known facts, i.e. the assembly version of the game) and leave it to those more in the know to fill in the game details.
Oh well that's cool. I am definitely putting down obscure details if I ever get my own page.

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 31st, 2017, 9:15 am
by Saka
RISE, THREAD!

How do Lifeenthusiasts commit and get money?
They census hauls.

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2 drunk Lifeenthusiasts are chatting about in the bar.
The first one said to his friend "Hey, what'r ya writin', Bob?"
The second one (Bob) answers "My name. How do I spell my name again, Andie?"
Andie answers "Uuuh there's B's and O's and uuh..."
Bob says "Nevermind I'm finished!"
"Lemme see that art" Andie said
Bob then handed over the paper he wrote on.
Andie then stared at Bob and said "Why does it say "bo" so much?"

I'm really feeling jokey today 8)

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 31st, 2017, 3:16 pm
by gameoflifemaniac
Why did the LWSS cross the torus? To get to the same side!

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 31st, 2017, 8:17 pm
by toroidalet
2 blocks are sitting at a table (never mind how that works). One gestures (?) to another pair of blocks and says, "That's us in 50 generations." The second one says, "That's not true. That's a (block) factory."
A LWSS is cruising along when it sees a traffic light. It fails to stop in time and crashes, creating an explosion. (It's open-ended)

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 31st, 2017, 8:25 pm
by dani
Two gliders walk into a bar:

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x = 11, y = 8, rule = LifeHistory
A.A$.2A$.A2$8.A$8.A.A$8.2A$2.3A!
And the rest is history.

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 3rd, 2017, 11:29 am
by Apple Bottom
Caenbe wrote:There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and I forget the other 8.
There are 2 types of people in the world.

1. Those who start their array indices at 1.
1. Those who start their array indices at 0.

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 3rd, 2017, 1:40 pm
by rowett
Apple Bottom wrote:There are 2 types of people in the world.
0. Those who start their array indices at 0.

Segmentation fault (core dumped).

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 3rd, 2017, 10:08 pm
by toroidalet
There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from previous data.
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There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who do a relatively good job of staying on-topic, and why are we talking about programming?
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There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who can perform acts of floccinaucinihilipilification in a sentence and those who think it's useless.
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There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who finish their sentences and those

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 8th, 2017, 8:34 am
by Saka
Alexa, read the latest posts from conwaylife.com/forums
A: "bobob3o3bobob4obo2bob"
CIA guy: what the heck

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There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who have handled binary
Those who know binary
Those who have heard of it before
Those who have seen it in a movie
Those who have not really heard of it before
Those who have never heard of it before
And those who didn't expect this to be in base-7
:roll:

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 9th, 2017, 12:27 pm
by gameoflifemaniac
Who is a dinosaur and likes math? Alexander J. Yee

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 10th, 2017, 7:08 am
by Saka
A lifeenthusiast was walking on the beach when a bird suddenly took his ice cream.
"Those naughty seaGoLs!!" He yelled.
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Also, on http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/ca/search.html
LS
Author: Dean Hickerson
Requirements: Apple IIe
Availability: Still exists on a 5 1/4" floppy somewhere
Description: Depth-first backtracking search for low-period oscillators, spaceships, and predecessors of a given pattern, similar to lifesrc. The name is short for "Life search". Written in 1989 using a combination of 6502 assembler and Basic; mentioned by Mark Niemiec as the first program to search for oscillators. Described in more detail in the file "ORIGIN" included in some lifesrc distributions.
Dean, can you find that floppy?

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 11th, 2017, 2:36 pm
by 83bismuth38
GoL logic:

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x = 36, y = 7, rule = B3/S23
30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo
2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o
7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 11th, 2017, 11:56 pm
by Saka
We had a ridiculous chat in the Discord server (Slightly modified so it's better):
B = Blinkerspawn
D = Danny/drc
S = Saka
W = Wright

S: Can someone give me some (cracked) python for free so I can view patterns?
D: whaty
B: what
B: why would you need cracked python
B: I think you need to download more RAM in order to run cracked python
S: I have enough goats. I dont want a ram.
B: but it's in your computer so it only eats virtual grass and leaves virtual... waste.
that's what the Recycle Bin is for
B: the Internet guy will come over to clear it every Monday
S: Ah I see. Should I download ram from ebay?
B: I think Ebay has good prices on downloadable RAM
S: Thanks. But can they do international downloads and is there a fee?
(For international downloads)
B: There used to be a fee but people complained so now you just have to listen to car horns for thirty seconds before you start the download
S: Thanks. I will download rams now.
D: dont, the hackers will send infected text files towards you
S: Dont worry, I have an antivirus in the form of a jpg file that moves around the folders and deletes any viruses
B: You'll know who the hackers are because they all have terrible grammar
S: I've met hackers before with OK grammar
S: they're evolving
D: b
S: Have the hackers hacked your Discord, danny?
D: they ddosed my discord
S: I see. You'll need to take Dihydrogen Monoxide pills
B: isn't that incrediby poisonous though
D: dang yeah that's like bleach
S: Take the pills when the product of the hours and minutes is prime. You'll stay safe that way.
B: oh ok
D: ah, that's a thinker
D: actually no nvm 01:07
B: 12-hour time or 24-hour?
B: What timezone?
D: 24 hour
S: 24-Hour time
B: ok
S: As for the timezone, it's up to you, but I prefer the poles.
B: ah yes of course
S: Dont forget to drink ammonia after taking the pills to reduce the poisonous effects of DHMO
D: pokemon go to the poles
gets shot
S: BREAKING NEWS: Teen goes to the pole of Uranus to take DHMO pills, gets shot.
W: Help Me An LWSS Salvo Hacked My Golly Install And Deleted System32
S: Hmm, I suggest pouring Osmium on the Harddrive
W: I Dont Have Any Is Whiteout An Ok Substitute
D: i accidentally 495 kb of mwsses
W: oops
S: Whiteout is alright too.
S: As for danny, have you tried drinking avocado seeds?
D: o H
D: w H VY
S: Drc, have you taken your pills?
D: tis i drc
S: Drc take your pills now!!
D: !!!!!!!
S: Good, now drink the ammonia...

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 17th, 2017, 7:22 am
by Naszvadi
Bionic cellular automata feat. felines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2jVB9OGRo

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 20th, 2017, 6:39 am
by Saka
"Stand back, unrecognized B-Ship!"
B: "Why should I"

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x = 47, y = 49, rule = B2k3aijkr4irtyz5aey6i/S2-c3ijnqr4cir5er6in7e8
9b2o$10bo$10bobo$11b2o$5b2o$6bo7b2o$6bobo6bo$7b2o6bobo$16b2o$2o8b2o$bo
9bo7b2o$bobo7bobo6bo$2b2o8b2o6bobo$21b2o$5b2o8b2o$6bo9bo$6bobo7bobo$7b
2o8b2o2$10b2o$11bo$11bobo$12b2o24$43b2obo$44b3o$45bo!

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 20th, 2017, 11:45 am
by toroidalet
Saka wrote:"Stand back, unrecognized B-Ship!"
B: "Why should I"
It remembered to stop at the traffic light, though:

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x = 17, y = 21, rule = B2k3aijkr4irtyz5aey6i/S2-c3ijnqr4cir5er6in7e8
15bo$14b3o$13b2obo12$2b3o2$o5bo$o5bo$o5bo2$2b3o!
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Why did the turkey cross the road? (instead of the chicken)
They didn't chicken out!

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 21st, 2017, 1:59 pm
by gameoflifemaniac
Who composed The Flight of the Bumblebee? Ludwig van Beethoven!

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 21st, 2017, 9:35 pm
by 83bismuth38
MORE GOL LOGIC:
how to make 4 loaves of bread:
step 1:

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x = 5, y = 5, rule = B3/S23
2bo$3bo$bo2bo$3o$bo!
Y E A S T