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Re: Jokes

Post by Saka » November 29th, 2017, 4:34 am

83bismuth38 wrote:GoL logic:

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x = 36, y = 7, rule = B3/S23
30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo
2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o
7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.
And all of THAT is smaller than a fly which is bigger than a PULSAR which is a gajillion times smaller than a caterpillar

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x = 39, y = 44, rule = B3/S23
16b3o3b3o2$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$16b3o3b3o2$16b3o3b3o
$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo2$16b3o3b3o3$7bo$6bobo$6bobo22b
obo3bo$6bo23b2obobo2bo$16b3o8bo9bo$5b2o9b2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$6bobo9b4o2bob
o2b2o4b2o$6b2o8bo2bo3b3o5b3o$7bo7bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$8bo2bo3bo4bo2b3ob
obo4b2o$12bob2o4bo2b4o5bo$9b2o3b2o4bo2b4o5bo$9bobo3bo4bo2b3obobo4b2o$
8b2o5bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$9bobo4bo2bo3b3o5b3o$10bo7b4o2bobo2b2o4b2o$16b
2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$16b3o8bo9bo$30b2obobo2bo$31bobo3bo3$30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$
17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bo
b2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o7b2o!

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o3b2ob2obo3b2o2b2o$bo3b2obob3o3bo2bo$2bo2b3o5b3ob4o$3o3bo2bo2b3o3b3o$
4bo4bobo4bo$2o2b2o2b4obo2bo3bo$2ob4o3bo2bo2bo2bo$b2o3bobob2o$3bobobo5b
obobobo$3bobobob2o3bo2bobo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Saka » November 30th, 2017, 8:11 pm

Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing

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x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!
...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...

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o3b2ob2obo3b2o2b2o$bo3b2obob3o3bo2bo$2bo2b3o5b3ob4o$3o3bo2bo2b3o3b3o$
4bo4bobo4bo$2o2b2o2b4obo2bo3bo$2ob4o3bo2bo2bo2bo$b2o3bobob2o$3bobobo5b
obobobo$3bobobob2o3bo2bobo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Saka » December 7th, 2017, 8:36 am

there are 2 types of people in this world those who dont use punctuation marks and tho'se! Who,: do. Use the'm? But; "exce'ss-ive'ly".,'?-":;!

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o3b2ob2obo3b2o2b2o$bo3b2obob3o3bo2bo$2bo2b3o5b3ob4o$3o3bo2bo2b3o3b3o$
4bo4bobo4bo$2o2b2o2b4obo2bo3bo$2ob4o3bo2bo2bo2bo$b2o3bobob2o$3bobobo5b
obobobo$3bobobob2o3bo2bobo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Saka » December 9th, 2017, 9:12 am

Very bad pun,
Likely been said a million times before,
But I "found" it myself and found it amusing.

A chemistry professor was teaching his students about the pH scale. "The lower it goes, the more acidic" he said, "And the higher it goes, well you should know, it's just basic knowledge"

:?

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o3b2ob2obo3b2o2b2o$bo3b2obob3o3bo2bo$2bo2b3o5b3ob4o$3o3bo2bo2b3o3b3o$
4bo4bobo4bo$2o2b2o2b4obo2bo3bo$2ob4o3bo2bo2bo2bo$b2o3bobob2o$3bobobo5b
obobobo$3bobobob2o3bo2bobo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by KittyTac » December 23rd, 2017, 4:56 am

How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.

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x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!

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Re: Jokes

Post by dani » December 23rd, 2017, 11:37 am

KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.

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x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!
A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:

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x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!
.-.
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Re: Jokes

Post by KittyTac » December 23rd, 2017, 11:47 am

danny wrote:
KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.

Code: Select all

x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!
A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:

Code: Select all

x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!
.-.

Crap. Missed that one.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Rhombic » January 2nd, 2018, 8:28 pm

Any change . org petitions to rename the B-heptomino to The Very Hungry Caterpillar?

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x = 114, y = 111, rule = B3/S23
ob2o$3o$bo9$16b2o$4bo10bobo$3bobo9b2o$4bo8$27bo$15bo10bobo$14bobo9bobo
$14bobo10bo$15bo7$38b2o$26b2o9bo2bo$25bobo10bobo$25bo13bo$24b2o7$49b2o
$37b2o9bobo$36bobo10bo$37bo8$60b2o$48bo10bo2bo$47bobo10bo2bo$48bo12b2o
$49b3o$51bo6$71bo$59bo10bobo$58bobo10bo3bo$59bo3bo8b4o$60b4o$72b4o$60b
4o8bo2bo$60bo2bo4$82bo$70bo10bobo$69bobo10bo3bo$70bo3bo8b4o$71b4o$85b
2o$73b2o9bo2bo$72bo2bo8bo2bo$72bo2bo9b2o$73b2o2$93b2o$81bo10bo2bo$80bo
bo9bobo$81bo3bo7bo$82b4o8b3o$96bo$82b2o27bo$81bo2bo25bobo$81bo2bo25bo
2bo$82b2o27b2o9$110b2o$109bobo$110bo$111b3o$113bo!
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Re: Jokes

Post by toroidalet » January 2nd, 2018, 8:33 pm

What currency do leaders use?
hege-money!
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What language do people speak in Mexico? Spanish!
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Re: Jokes

Post by A for awesome » May 17th, 2018, 11:50 pm

Etymology man has reflux at 3 in the morning, so he gets up half-asleep, goes to the medicine cabinet, and takes some formic acid.
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x₁=ηx
V*_η=c²√(Λη)
K=(Λu²)/2
Pₐ=1−1/(∫^∞_t₀(p(t)ˡ⁽ᵗ⁾)dt)

$$x_1=\eta x$$
$$V^*_\eta=c^2\sqrt{\Lambda\eta}$$
$$K=\frac{\Lambda u^2}2$$
$$P_a=1-\frac1{\int^\infty_{t_0}p(t)^{l(t)}dt}$$

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Re: Jokes

Post by dani » May 20th, 2018, 1:58 pm

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Re: Jokes

Post by Redstoneboi » May 23rd, 2018, 5:15 pm

first
c(>^w^<c)~*
This is 「Fluffy」
「Fluffy」is my sutando.
「Fluffy」has the ability to engineer r e p l i c a t o r s.
「Fluffy」likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.
「Fluffy」knows Natsuki best girl.

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Re: Jokes

Post by calcyman » June 16th, 2018, 5:08 am

What do you do with ill crystallographers? Take them to the mono-clinic!

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Re: Jokes

Post by Redstoneboi » June 16th, 2018, 7:23 am

Saka wrote:
Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing

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x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!
...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...
The pi was too big for the eater 2 handle
c(>^w^<c)~*
This is 「Fluffy」
「Fluffy」is my sutando.
「Fluffy」has the ability to engineer r e p l i c a t o r s.
「Fluffy」likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.
「Fluffy」knows Natsuki best girl.

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Re: Jokes

Post by cordership3 » June 21st, 2018, 9:25 pm

What symmetry should you never apgsearch?

C4, because it explodes.
fg

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Re: Jokes

Post by Majestas32 » June 21st, 2018, 9:43 pm

Please, stop spam searching Snowflakes.

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Re: Jokes

Post by 77topaz » June 22nd, 2018, 12:00 am

C4_1 and C4_4 are real symmetries.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Majestas32 » June 22nd, 2018, 2:15 pm

r/woosh
Please, stop spam searching Snowflakes.

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Re: Jokes

Post by 77topaz » June 22nd, 2018, 5:25 pm

Yeah, I suppose Poe's Law always applies to your posts: it's hard to tell when you're really being that stupid or just a troll. I could've just as easily said "r/woosh" to your comment, but I decided to be nice.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Majestas32 » June 22nd, 2018, 6:37 pm

That's my plan.

also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke
Please, stop spam searching Snowflakes.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Redstoneboi » June 26th, 2018, 7:22 am

Majestas32 wrote:also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke
Is that also a joke?
...
parajoxe
c(>^w^<c)~*
This is 「Fluffy」
「Fluffy」is my sutando.
「Fluffy」has the ability to engineer r e p l i c a t o r s.
「Fluffy」likes to watch spaceship guns in Golly.
「Fluffy」knows Natsuki best girl.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Majestas32 » June 27th, 2018, 1:12 am

Here's a joke:

Me
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Re: Jokes

Post by gameoflifemaniac » June 27th, 2018, 4:00 am

Majestas32 wrote:Here's a joke:

Me
meme
I was so socially awkward in the past and it will haunt me for the rest of my life.

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x = 21, y = 5, rule = B3/S23
b2o2bo2b2o2b2o2bobobo$o3bobobobobobobobobo$bo2bobob2o2b2o3bo2bo$2bobob
obobobobo2bo$2o3bo2bobobobo2bo2bo!

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Re: Jokes

Post by Sarp » September 24th, 2018, 4:45 am

This is a meta joke
WADUFI

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Re: Jokes

Post by 77topaz » September 24th, 2018, 5:46 am

Sarp wrote:This is a meta joke
http://www.xkcd.com/917/

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