Above user in a nutshell

[PkmnQ]

this post before reading the post itself.

Someone who either doesn't have or chooses to ignore the rules of English

There, I fixed it.

[Moosey]

A person who is being responded to by a person who is writing what this link goes to

[fluffykitty]

Someone who should really look behind themselves

[Moosey]

Someone who didn’t know what I wrote in this message when I wrote it but will when they see it

[Moosey]

Someone who, according to Descartes, exists

[fluffykitty]

Someone who isn't 19

[PkmnQ]

The three posts above:
but why?

[fluffykitty]

Someone who broke the rules again

[Hunting]

Someone who likes making rules

[Hunting]

Someone who like ponies

[Hunting]

Someone who is going for another set of multi-posts

[Hunting]

Someone who still didn't run out of descriptions

[Hunting]

Someone who want everyone to pay attention to the SmokingLife rule

[Hunting]

Someone who is crazy

[Hunting]

Someone who didn't yet do anything useful in CGOL

[Hunting]

Someone who wants to stop without breaking any records

[Hunting]

Someone who made 9 post in a row

[Hunting]

Someone who stopped just now

[testitemqlstudop]

Someone who want everyone to pay attention to the SmokingLife rule

Look goddamit, everyone has their own rule that they want people to pay attention to, but no one ever does with the exception of tlife, Snowflakes, b2ein, and Dominoplex. (There's like 500 rules in the OCA forum.)
I in fact have said this multiple times (some variant):

SEARCH X3VI NOW

[Moosey]

Someone who reminded me of when they posted “that X reminds me Y in X3VI” on the thread for Ylife and the other rule.

[testitemqlstudop]

What's ylife

[PkmnQ]

Someone who broke the rules again

[testitemqlstudop]

Someone who quoted someone and is hence so inherently lazy they can't type

[PkmnQ]

Someone who is wrong.

[Moosey]

Someone who is reasonably adept at insulting people