things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
- haaaaaands
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things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
1: i can't download aol 3.1 in the ship's computer
2: my bard doesn't know how to play la campanella on an ocarina
3: the ship's computer may not run on windows 95
4: i won't kill everyone on the larp even if they're terminally stupid
5: i'm not allowed to build a ship with speed 3x c and weight 0
6: my sorcerer can't make kingdom of loathing references in its spells (so no sauceror)
7: i may not make any cellular automata-related jokes
8: i can't play minesweeper on the ship's computer
9: i can't name my ship the "poop glider" or the "everythingyoudosuckscon 2" (the 1 was a webcomic)
10: my dragon tamer won't tame turtles nor pythons
11: i can't name myself "penis magnificus"
12: the ship's computer may not include any executable called "fart"
2: my bard doesn't know how to play la campanella on an ocarina
3: the ship's computer may not run on windows 95
4: i won't kill everyone on the larp even if they're terminally stupid
5: i'm not allowed to build a ship with speed 3x c and weight 0
6: my sorcerer can't make kingdom of loathing references in its spells (so no sauceror)
7: i may not make any cellular automata-related jokes
8: i can't play minesweeper on the ship's computer
9: i can't name my ship the "poop glider" or the "everythingyoudosuckscon 2" (the 1 was a webcomic)
10: my dragon tamer won't tame turtles nor pythons
11: i can't name myself "penis magnificus"
12: the ship's computer may not include any executable called "fart"
-- haaaaaands with 6 a's
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
you are the weirdest user i've seen here
edit: just an observation, i might be weirder.
edit: just an observation, i might be weirder.
- Christopher D'Agostino
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
all of these actually happened
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
also...
13: i can't kill anyone with farts
14: i can't travel back in time to remove hitler's pants
15: i can't make puns regarding java and/or javascript during a battle in indonesia
16: my dragon tamer doesn't know how to code in python even if pythons are also reptiles
13: i can't kill anyone with farts
14: i can't travel back in time to remove hitler's pants
15: i can't make puns regarding java and/or javascript during a battle in indonesia
16: my dragon tamer doesn't know how to code in python even if pythons are also reptiles
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- MEisSCAMMER
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
Could we at least make this tangentially related to CAs? e.g.
17: I am not allowed to ride LWSSes to Mars, even if it does say "spaceship" in the name
18: I cannot run apgsearch on the ship's computer
17: I am not allowed to ride LWSSes to Mars, even if it does say "spaceship" in the name
18: I cannot run apgsearch on the ship's computer
THE TRILOGY HAS BEEN COMPLETED
next: quadrilogy??? Is that even a word
next: quadrilogy??? Is that even a word
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
i tried to do those too, was about to post them but i forgotMEisSCAMMER wrote: ↑October 9th, 2023, 4:32 pmCould we at least make this tangentially related to CAs? e.g.
17: I am not allowed to ride LWSSes to Mars, even if it does say "spaceship" in the name
18: I cannot run apgsearch on the ship's computer
i did so many i sometimes lose track of which ones i did...
19: i can't use a glider (the one from gol, not the irl motorless aircraft) as a plane
20: i can't name myself "thatman withn oname"
edit: in hindsight, all of these kinda go into 7
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21: i can't use copperhead to go to discworld
22: i can't play minecraft, freecell, life or snake on the ship's computer
23: the dark lord has nothing to do with darth vader apart from being evil
24: i can't calculate sqrt(-1) nor 1/0 on the ship's computer
edit:
25: "it's compiling" isn't a valid excuse to play kingdom of loathing on the ship's computer
26: the ship can't be called "asdfghjkl"
27: the ship's computer can't run on ubuntu
28: ms-dos, debian and windows xp are also out
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29: my bard can't code in c even if c is also a musical note
30: i can't mess around with regedit on the ship's computer
22: i can't play minecraft, freecell, life or snake on the ship's computer
23: the dark lord has nothing to do with darth vader apart from being evil
24: i can't calculate sqrt(-1) nor 1/0 on the ship's computer
edit:
25: "it's compiling" isn't a valid excuse to play kingdom of loathing on the ship's computer
26: the ship can't be called "asdfghjkl"
27: the ship's computer can't run on ubuntu
28: ms-dos, debian and windows xp are also out
another edit:
29: my bard can't code in c even if c is also a musical note
30: i can't mess around with regedit on the ship's computer
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UPDATE:
31: i can't open conwaylife.com on the ship's computer
32: i can't delete system32 even if it's the enemy's computer
33: a fly isn't a valid form of transportation
34: my bard can't play inagaddadavida on an ocarina
yes the system32 one being number 32 was intentional
edit:
35: i can't nuke north korea
36: there's no such thing as a "spaaaaaaaaaace fork"
37: i can't say "in a row" every time this number appears
38: i can't install photoshop on the ship's computer
31: i can't open conwaylife.com on the ship's computer
32: i can't delete system32 even if it's the enemy's computer
33: a fly isn't a valid form of transportation
34: my bard can't play inagaddadavida on an ocarina
yes the system32 one being number 32 was intentional
edit:
35: i can't nuke north korea
36: there's no such thing as a "spaaaaaaaaaace fork"
37: i can't say "in a row" every time this number appears
38: i can't install photoshop on the ship's computer
-- haaaaaands with 6 a's
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
what kind of antics do you get up to that cause this many new rules to be created?
- Christopher D'Agostino
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
they usually turn out to be a bad idea or puns sooo bad that the master just goes aaaaaa
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- unname4798
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Re: things i've been banned from doing in rpgs
haaaaaands wrote: ↑October 15th, 2023, 1:15 pmthey usually turn out to be a bad idea or puns sooo bad that the master just goes aaaaaa
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- unname4798
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Re: Things I have been banned from doing in RPGS
1. I cannot update the ship's laptop to Windows 8 and newer.
2. I am not allowed to build a ship with speed faster than C/8 and weight smaller than 10.
3. I am not allowed to kill everyone on the larp, even if they are really bad.
4. I cannot name my ship "unname4798" or "unnamedship4798".
2. I am not allowed to build a ship with speed faster than C/8 and weight smaller than 10.
3. I am not allowed to kill everyone on the larp, even if they are really bad.
4. I cannot name my ship "unname4798" or "unnamedship4798".
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Re: Things I have been banned from doing in RPGS
4 be like "i'm so meta, even this acronym"unname4798 wrote: ↑October 15th, 2023, 2:36 pm1. I cannot update the ship's laptop to Windows 8 and newer.
2. I am not allowed to build a ship with speed faster than C/8 and weight smaller than 10.
3. I am not allowed to kill everyone on the larp, even if they are really bad.
4. I cannot name my ship "unname4798" or "unnamedship4798".
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Re: Things I have been banned from doing in RPGS
I'm sohaaaaaands wrote: ↑October 15th, 2023, 5:59 pm4 be like "i'm so meta, even this acronym"unname4798 wrote: ↑October 15th, 2023, 2:36 pm1. I cannot update the ship's laptop to Windows 8 and newer.
2. I am not allowed to build a ship with speed faster than C/8 and weight smaller than 10.
3. I am not allowed to kill everyone on the larp, even if they are really bad.
4. I cannot name my ship "unname4798" or "unnamedship4798".
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