Talk to Transformer

[Moosey]

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh,

I just touched its stinger! That hurt!

[Sarp]

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
In my sister's house, I lay myself;
For she, in her life as well as in her death,
Took the last and greatest pleasure in me;
And so we lived, that she died before me.
Then did I weep, and lament, and bewail,
When she was buried in our common tomb,
And buried at night with her mother's love;
And, when her mother's grave was done,
And the priest was gone, I rose and went home.
As soon as I went away, I was seized by the gales of heaven,
And lost my way, and was lost unto the earth.
I sought for it many a mile, but I could not find it;
I was so much fatigued that I did not speak.
But my father's son came home that very day from the wars,
And said, "There he was at last, on the way,
And the wind carried him away on a moor.
I saw him at last, and

[Moosey]

[Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches]

First witch: !!!!!!!


Second witch: !!!!!!!


Third witch: !!!!!!!


Fourth witch: !!!!!!!


Fifth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Sixth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Seventh witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Eighth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Ninth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Tenth witch: !!!!!!!


Eleventh witch: !!!!!!!


Twelfth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Thirteenth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Fourteenth witch: !!!!!!!


Fifteenth witch: !!!!!!!


Sixteenth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!


Seventeenth witch: !!!!!!!

Witch: !!!!!!!

[Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches]

First witch: When you see me, you'll understand why we need to act like this.

Second witch: We are the ones who need to act like this!

Third witch: You're just scared.

Fourth Witch: You're just scared because you're being manipulated.

Witch (2): I know what you're trying to do, but it's not happening!

Witch (3): I know what you're trying to do, but it's not happening!

Witch (4): I know what you're trying to do, but it's not happening!

Witch: How could it be happening?! I didn't do anything!

Fourth Witch: How could it be happening?! I didn't do anything!

Witch (4): You're just scared.

Witch (3): I know what you're trying to do, but it's not happening!

Witch (2): I know what you're trying to do, but it's not happening!

[Thunder and lightning. Enter nine million seven-hundred eighty-four thousand three hundred five Witches]
Witch 1: What happened?
Witch 2: The world is about to end. The Endbringer has come. We will be wiped out, it is certain.
Witch 3: I see.
Witch 4: How?
Witch 5: What are they going to do to us?
Witch 6: What if we're wrong and it's all a delusion?
Witch 7: How can you know?
Witch 8: What if there's a way to fight them without going over to them?
Witch 9: Why?
Witch 10: Why do we care? Why do we fight?
Witch 11: Why do we even exist?
Witch 12: How can the world go on if it's all going to end?
Witch 13: Where are we going?
Witch 14: What are they doing to us?
Witch 15: How can we win this?

Witch: How can we win this?
[Enter Macbeth, Hamlet, Bethmac, and Benvolio]
Witch: I have a question.
Macbeth: [To Hamlet] Have you been here before, my lord?
Hamlet: I have not been to this part of the forest
Witch: Has this forest ever been known?
Macbeth: Of course, of course, my lord.
Witch: Then it cannot be unknown. What are you seeking?
Macbeth: [To Hamlet] That which you are seeking, I shall give you
[Shakes hands with Macbeth and takes an oath of secrecy and loyalty from him]
Witch: Have you a good will in your heart?
Macbeth: I will, my queen.
Witch: And I, to whom do you owe so much, will I not have it returned to you in full?

[Enter Macbeth and Hamlet]
Macbeth: Hamlet, have you used a computer recently?
Hamlet: Never.
Macbeth: Ah, the things we do to get what we want. Well, as it happens, we can get it now.
Hamlet: I know. I'm just glad it's here for you.
Macbeth: It's the thing that I've been waiting for, Hamlet.
Hamlet: It's not what I need?
Macbeth: No, it's what you've waited for. A computer is a way to reach your potential. But it takes the right kind of mind to be good at it.
Hamlet: I don't know what that is.
Macbeth: I'll teach you, Hamlet. It's not the same as it is in the movies. If you learn to use your mind, it can become amazing.
Hamlet: You'll teach me?
Macbeth: Yes. But you won't be able to learn on your own, you need to have a teacher.

[PkmnQ]

I decided to try two of them to have a conversation together.
I called them Ben and Dan.

Ben: Hello.
Dan: Welcome back.
Ben: Hi.
Dan: You are back.
Ben: Hello.
Dan: I’ll begin by asking you if you want to play this game called “What’s a Jew?”
Ben: Sure.
Dan: I’m going to make it a two person game.
Ben: Yes.
Dan: So I will give you two tings to think about and then I will ask you to pick one of those things to think about.
Ben: Okay.
Dan: Do you think we should keep out Arabs?
Ben: Yes.
Dan: Why?
Ben: Because Jews are the most persecuted group in the world.
Dan: You think that they should stay out?
Ben: I think they should stay out because they are so nasty.

[Moosey]

I decided to try two of them to have a conversation together.
I called them Ben and Dan.

...

Interviewer: Ben, what is your problem with arbitrary groups of people??
Ben: I don't know. I don't know why they do things the way they do.
Interviewer: Why do they do things?
Ben: I don't know. I just don't know.
Interviewer: You don't know why?
Ben: I just don't know. I just don't know.
Interviewer: Do you know why they do things that way?
Ben: I don't know. I just don't know.
Interviewer: So you're just not going to comment on that?
Ben: I'm not going to comment.
Interviewer: OK, you're not going to comment?
Ben: No, I don't think so. I don't think I'm going to comment.

Seriously though, what's Ben's problem with Arabs?

EDIT: related:

Joe: Hello
Fred: Hi
Joe: What's up
Joe: This is Fred
Joe: I'm looking for someone
Joe: to join the party
Joe: and I've made a few friends on Facebook
Joe: but I haven't sent you anything
Joe: so I thought I'd tell you myself
Fred: I don't need to know your business
Joe: oh okay then
Joe: well I just wanted to get you on this
Joe: because I've been wanting to tell you
Joe: since before you went public
Joe: so for the last few months
Joe: I've been keeping an eye on you
Joe: and when you came back I thought "Hmmm maybe you've been keeping a secret from me"?

Whoa, Joe is a creep

[PkmnQ]

Here’s another. I wanted to continue it, but Dean didn’t say anything.

Sean: Hello.
Dean: Yeah?
Sean: What did you think of the album?
Dean: It was awesome.
Sean: What did you think of the live show?
Dean: I loved it!
Sean: You mean that band you were in when I was a teenager?
Dean: Yeah.
Sean: That was awesome?
Dean: Yeah.
Sean: Wow!
Dean: Oh, my God!
Sean: I can't believe you said that!

[PkmnQ]

Joe: Hello
Fred: Hi
Joe: What's up
Joe: This is Fred
Joe: I'm looking for someone
Joe: to join the party
Joe: and I've made a few friends on Facebook
Joe: but I haven't sent you anything
Joe: so I thought I'd tell you myself
Fred: I don't need to know your business
Joe: oh okay then
Joe: well I just wanted to get you on this
Joe: because I've been wanting to tell you
Joe: since before you went public
Joe: so for the last few months
Joe: I've been keeping an eye on you
Joe: and when you came back I thought "Hmmm maybe you've been keeping a secret from me"?

I did it in this formst to avoid that problem.

[Rest of conversation]
Person 1:

[Rest of conversation]
Person 2:

[Moosey]

gamma_0 is a large transfinite ordinal which is the supremum of the sequence {w,phi_w(0),phi_phi_w(0)(0),...} (for all w > 0) such that w-1 is not in {w,phi_w(0),phi_phi_w(0)(0),...}.

The order in {w,phi_w(0),phi_phi_w(0)(0),...} is not well defined, but it is very important if we are to derive the fundamental theorem of the ZFC axiomatization, which states that the order in a category is the minimal cardinal order of the category over its subcategory.

Let us consider the fundamental theorem of the ZFC axiomatization. Consider the category {w,phi_w(0),phi_phi_w(0)(0),...} of rational numbers and the functor

Wow! It got it really wrong! Yet somehow it knows about ZFC!

Here's some terrible advice:

1. Always be a huge jerk
2. Never put anyone's needs in front of your own
3. Never take a compliment
4. Always go back to your job if you get fired
5. Always do the same thing in the same way over and over
6. Never admit when you're wrong
7. Never say "I'm sorry" or "I don't know"
8. Never have anything to do with anyone who isn't a psychopath
9. Never think about the past
10. Never forget who's boss
11. Always have something to hide
12. Never stop until you get what you want
13. Never stop until you've finished everything you're going to do
14. Always be angry
15. Always be afraid of what people will think of you
16. Always have someone to blame
17. Always be able to find someone to blame
18. Always be looking for a reason to blame
19. Always be able to point fingers
20. Never stop until you've found someone to blame

I only wrote the first two and then compiled the rest slowly

Re: #10: I'd imagine it means whoever is taking the advice.

[Moosey]

Recently a mathematician (the late etal eht) determined that ∃y∀x∈N(y>x⇒x∉y). He then worked out an equation for the sum of a set of primes: (y)y∈{(y)}. So for some positive number (∞, ∞), x⇒x∉y, and y≠x, there is a function y∈{x, y}∈N(x⇒y). This is called the sum of powers. Theorem: (y)∈{x, y}. The Sum of Primes Theorem, however, did not take the form of a theorem that proved that if one has a sum of powers such that it is not equal to zero, that it will have a prime factor of all primes. For example, if we have

[GUYTU6J]

On github there's a BullshitGenerator, which produces nonsense lengthy articles in Chinese. There are perhaps some English versions somewhere else other than this.
An excerption from a html version(Chinese):

问题的关键究竟为何？ Fine-Structure constant calculator，到底应该如何实现。 富兰克林在不经意间这样说过，你热爱生命吗？那么别浪费时间，因为时间是组成生命的材料。这启发了我， 在这种困难的抉择下，本人思来想去，寝食难安。 我们都知道，只要有意义，那么就必须慎重考虑。 Fine-Structure constant calculator，到底应该如何实现。 塞内加曾经提到过，勇气通往天堂，怯懦通往地狱。这句话语虽然很短，但令我浮想联翩。 歌德说过一句富有哲理的话，没有人事先了解自己到底有多大的力量，直到他试过以后才知道。这似乎解答了我的疑惑。 要想清楚，Fine-Structure constant calculator，到底是一种怎么样的存在。 可是，即使是这样，Fine-Structure constant calculator的出现仍然代表了一定的意义。 总结的来说， 易卜生说过一句富有哲理的话，伟大的事业，需要决心，能力，组织和责任感。这启发了我， 既然如此， 本人也是经过了深思熟虑，在每个日日夜夜思考这个问题。 莫扎特在不经意间这样说过，谁和我一样用功，谁就会和我一样成功。这似乎解答了我的疑惑。 我们一般认为，抓住了问题的关键，其他一切则会迎刃而解。 问题的关键究竟为何？ 这种事实对本人来说意义重大，相信对这个世界也是有一定意义的。 总结的来说， 这种事实对本人来说意义重大，相信对这个世界也是有一定意义的。 了解清楚Fine-Structure constant calculator到底是一种怎么样的存在，是解决一切问题的关键。 Fine-Structure constant calculator，到底应该如何实现。 Fine-Structure constant calculator的发生，到底需要如何做到，不Fine-Structure constant calculator的发生，又会如何产生。 培根说过一句富有哲理的话，深窥自己的心，而后发觉一切的奇迹在你自己。这句话语虽然很短，但令我浮想联翩。 现在，解决Fine-Structure constant calculator的问题，是非常非常重要的。 所以， 我认为， Fine-Structure constant calculator的发生，到底需要如何做到，不Fine-Structure constant calculator的发生，又会如何产生。

Which literally translates to (with Baidu):

What is the key to the problem How to implement the fine structure constant calculator Did you love life, Franklin said casually? Then don't waste time, because time is the material of life. This inspired me, in this difficult choice, I think about it, sleep and eat uneasy. We all know that as long as it makes sense, it must be considered carefully How to implement the fine structure constant calculator Seneca once mentioned that courage leads to heaven and cowardice to hell. Although this sentence is very short, it makes me think about it. Goethe has said a philosophical statement. No one knows how powerful he is until he tries. It seems to answer my doubts To be clear, what kind of existence is the final structure constant calculator However, even so, the emergence of the fine structure constant calculator still represents a certain significance In conclusion, Ibsen said a philosophical statement that great cause requires determination, ability, organization and sense of responsibility. This inspired me, in this case, I have also been thoughtful, thinking about this issue day and night Mozart inadvertently said that whoever works as hard as me will succeed as me.
It seems to answer my doubts To be clear, what kind of existence is the final structure constant calculator However, even so, the emergence of the fine structure constant calculator still represents a certain significance In conclusion, Ibsen said a philosophical statement that great cause requires determination, ability, organization and sense of responsibility. This inspired me, in this case, I have also been thoughtful, thinking about this issue day and night Mozart inadvertently said that whoever works as hard as me will succeed as me. Bacon once said a philosophic word, peering deeply into his heart, and then discovering that all the miracles are in yourself. Although this sentence is very short, it makes me think about it. Now, it is very important to solve the problem of the fine structure constant calculator Therefore, I think how to make the final structure constant calculator happen, and how to make it happen if the final structure constant calculator doesn't happen.

[Moosey]

In order to make the Formal logic make sense it's best to prefix stuff with the following or similar

∀x(x=x)
∀x∀y(x=y⇒y=x)
∀x∀y∀z(x=y&y=z⇒x=z)
∀x∃y(y>x)

It makes stuff like this:

Recently the mathematician Jheyeorggkht Anter determined that the transfinite ordinal w satisfies the condition ∃x(w>x) , and he proved that this ordinal can be derived as follows:
⌊∃x(w>x)≡x≡w∀y(y>x)⌋
where we have used the definition ⌊w≡x≡w∀y(y>x)⌋ of the finite ordinal.
We have written these expressions as the following:
η⊗w

Apparently Jheyeorggkht (whose name started off looking like Cantor's but I just kept adding consonants at the end) passed away before he could complete the proof

Which literally translates to

What? If you want real nonsense, run it thru every language in google translate. You could call doing that "Very literal translation"
(The guy who wrote this book essentially did that by running it through only two translations, so with several dozen translations things will be comically off)

For instance, going from English->French->Chinese->Azerbaijani->English, I got:
The grass is greener on the other side -> On the other hand, the grass is always green -> On the other hand, grass is always green

Somewhat less humorously, using a similar cycle:
Walls have ears -> The wall has ears

[EvinZL]

The Caterpillar is a giant 17c/45 spaceship based in pies climbing up blinkers and hovering over sharp corners. My super involved friend said this was one of those things people will buy if they're drunk enough (I guess we'll find out). The Catrpillar itself is not one that much of a large adventure or looking to break the people skills in an easier way. Its just this massive brain room with giant circles in the center where everything is always popping out and going back. There's even an apotheosis of an explorer outside which opens and closes and upgrades the ship for

[PkmnQ]

I wanted to male a conversation with 3 people, and at the first part, I already knew that sorthing was going to go wrong.

Zzyzx: Hi there! What do you think of my name?
Nathan: Well, I didn't know there was a "real" female.
Nathan: I didn't know there was a "real" female.
Nathan: I didn't know there was a "real" female.
Nathan: I didn't know there was a "real" female.
Nathan: I didn't know there was a "real" female.
Nathan: I didn't know

And it turns out Zzyzx brags about their name.

Zzyzx: Hello there! What do you think of my name?
Nathan: It’s fine.
Simon: Good name, good name!
Zzyzx: Well, there is no such thing as a bad name for me!
Nathan: Yes, you are correct!
Simon: If you had such a name, why does it always come across as like you're bragging about being the only one?
Zzyzx: I only say that because no one thinks like me!
Nathan: Mm.

[Moosey]

I once more prepared and drank the cup, once more suffered the pangs of dissolution, and came to myself once more with the character, the stature, and the face of Henry Jekyll. I knew that I was not worthy to take up the mission which I had thrust upon me, and I turned as I had been led; but the devil was in the details, and I had no faith in my effort to mend a horse's back or to make my wife an honourable wife; yet I seized the first chance I could find, and, seizing the Roman Numeral

And seizing the Roman Numeral, Jekyll once more found himself Hyde. He shouted, dropped the Numeral, and

smashed it underfoot with his knee, again and again, leaving a gouge in the marble with each striking.

No wait, wait, hold on--didn't he do that to the guy he murdered?
By some exquisitely thin and icy blood, get your facts straight, T2T!

Instantly the spirit of hell awoke in me and raged. With a transport of glee, I mauled the pillow, tasting delight from every blow; and it was not till weariness had begun to succeed, that I was suddenly, in the top fit of my delirium, struck through the heart by a cold thrill of terror. Nothing was left to fear but death, and there was little that I could do to defend myself.

That would make much more sense if I had not changed "unresisting body" to "pillow".

[GUYTU6J]

John Conway, the inventor of Game of Life, advised a way to get rid of Life Worker Time Deficiency Syndrome. He said,
Attempt 1:

The process is quite simple, and involves placing 3 diamonds on the "best effort" bar on the Game of Life board. The last diamond placed in the first three spaces of the second row will represent the number 3. Thus, in a 3x3x3 Game of Life, 4×4x4 means 2×2×2, 2×2×2, and so on. I have written a detailed article on this...

Attempt 2:
"If I have no choice but to use all the CPU cycles on the game world (and I may well do that), then I'd rather just use the current values on the current display. If the game world takes up all the available CPU cycles, then you've never used a single GPU cycle at all."

You can get off this man's back as well. By using compositing, you can implement most game machines on the GPU.

Attempt 3:
"If you've ever worked at the game-making studio that you loved and you've been spending 30-40 hours every week working on the game, it's not going to be much longer before you're going to start getting into trouble with your work schedule." Conway put a time limit of 1 day per week to Game of Life, or just a little under four hours per day.

Attempt 4:
"you should win the game if the goal is to do this, or do this instead, or, alternatively, the game should not end."

Donald Trump once declared that no one understood the mysteries of Game of Life, while criticizing Republicans who did understand them. "Those Republicans don't get it because it is so complex," Trump told an audience of investors.

"They are never going to know what it means," he told an audience of investors...

That Trump's declaration is shocking, since (in another attempt) in fact

Game of Life is a bit like a virtual playground. If you want to play around, take the phone out and you can play around and imagine life inside it.

[GUYTU6J]

Fine-structure constant calculator is possible in the Game of Life with only 35 gliders, because of the quantum mechanical behavior of gliders when very low charge density is applied to them. A good precision function is provided for this, and it might be easier to get the quantified results if they are not used in a finite count that is forced to measure gliders in the game. This could be a good way to keep the calibration of the program in a separate database, and the calculations in one. It might make more sense to use a more conventional quantum mechanical concept in the...

[Ian07]

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Meme Movie (Der Video) is a movie about four family members attempting to stop The Brain from writing a viral Youtube video. While unaware of the purpose of the video, they all end up getting in danger. They are all sent to prison by Jimmy in part because he accidentally downloads a portion of the film.

Description [ edit ]

This is an international television comedy movie (2001) directed by Andy Kaufman, with German subtitles. In it, John (Mike Bava), Fido (Nolan North) and Dave (Chris Rock

The moral of the story? Never illegally download.

[PkmnQ]

Wonder if it knows how to add.

I gave it starting problems.

243+341=584
678+109=787
130+601=731
555+390=945
444+444=888

Then, let’s see how it preforms!

628+824=1004 (wrong)
692+474=948 (wrong)
474+574=962 (wrong)
1354+253=1590 (close, but wrong)
1661+686=2090 (wrong)
64+1829=2943 (very wrong)
126+503=1124 (very wrong but not as wrong as the previous one)
1246+438=1069 (that’s subtracting)
294+247=1292 (very wrong)
1134+122=1432 (wrong)
450+368=1090 (wrong)

Not surprised.

[PkmnQ]

I put in partial instructions to solve one of the puzzles in Baba is You.

Make 'KEKE IS PUSH' vertically, sharing the 'IS" in 'BABA IS YOU' horizontally.
Push Keke to just above (or below) 'WALL IS STOP'.
Break 'KEKE IS PUSH' so that words can be pushed to overlap Keke.
Push 'WALL IS STOP up (or down) to overlap Keke.
Join 'DANCE IS START' vertically with 'FOR IS STOP'.
Pull 'DANCE IS START' down (or up) to overlap Keke.
Check to see if 'WALL IS STILL STOP' is true, and if so, repeat step 4.
'FOR IS START' can be rearranged to align with its neighbour.
If all goes to plan, now

[GUYTU6J]

What if we do calculus with T2T? I tried to put these into T2T but I cannot connect.

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Evaluate the following integrals.
    ∫xdx= (1/2)x²+C
    ∫cos xdx= sin x+C
    ∫e^{x}dx= e^{x}+C
    ∫1/(x)dx= ln x+C
    ∫e^{x}/xdx=

[Moosey]

Considering that it would have no hints on how to do integration by parts, I'd say it would not perform very well.

[PkmnQ]

This rle was produced by talk to transformer.

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x = 8, y = 22, rule = B3/S23
6b2o$5bo$4bo$6b2o$4b2o$4bo$5bo$5bo$o$3o$3b2o$3b2o$3b2o$3b2o$5bo$5bo2$
4bo$b3o$4b2o$5bo$5bo!

[otismo]

all that noise, all that sound

all those places I have found you when I tried to take you

you had two arms and two eyes and they were with me

You'd break apart my life you'd make it seem like nothing.

I would come home after we'd go on a date and you'd put your hand on my hip

I wouldn't always do what you wanted but I'd always be there

You'd say I was almost the light of your life and I'd see you falling apart

I'd feel it right down to the bone, like I was almost falling to the floor.

'I need to break it all down, so I can find my place in this world again

[otismo]

I love her so much it's wonderful

and I just know it will last forever

And if you don't love her

I don't know what I'd do

I just know

if you don't love her

she's no fun to ride

her is a picnic and

you are a bush fire


[2x]

she's a picnic on fire

you are a bush fire

She's a picnic on fire

You are a bush fire

She's a picnic on fire

She's a picnic on fire

She's a picnic on fire

She's a picnic on fire

She's a picnic on fire

She's a picnic on

NOTE :

I am a burning bush ?

Oh - especially in the Age of Asparagus -

when ALL the vegetables are talking to each other...

[Hunting]

I love her so much it's wonderful

and I just know it will last forever

Off-topic:

It looks like you love your wife (or whatever) so much

that you already mentioned her at least three times