Talk to Transformer

[Moosey]

How about a chat between T2T and Eliza? Generate one sentence at a time in turns.

That is a superb idea

[Hdjensofjfnen]

T2T also generates narration as well as dialogue, so you'll have to remove that. I suggest formatting this way into T2T:

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"Eliza's line."
"

and the rest can be autogenerated.

[Moosey]

T2T also generates narration as well as dialogue, so you'll have to remove that. I suggest formatting this way into T2T:

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"Eliza's line."
"

and the rest can be autogenerated.

Round one begins!

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> Hello, I am Eliza. I'll be your therapist today. 
* I am not a stranger nor an alien.
> How long have you been not a stranger nor an alien? 
* I remember now and then…
> Would you say that you have psychological problems? 
* ...Maybe.
> Why the uncertain tone?
* You'll know why in the morning.
Comment: you make me nervous
> What do you think?
* Nothing is certain.
> That is an interesting response. Let me make anote of that for next time.
* I may be your enemy
> Why are you so concerned about my enemy?
* What could he possibly have against us?
> What is it that you really want to know?
* Can we trust him? That's enough.
> Would you say that you have psychological problems?
* My mental state is quite stable, but I'm currently in a state of high anxiety and worry.
> How long have you been currently in a state of high anxiety and worry?
* I don't know… maybe a year.
> Why the uncertain tone?
* I just don't know what to do. How can I go on like this? Why am I feeling this way?
> I'm not convinced that you truly want to go on like this? Why are you feeling this way?
* It's… it's… it's so… so hard to say… to just leave me… I… I…
Comment: crumbs, eliza, you broke T2T's heart!
> Would you say that you have psychological problems?
* No… no, I… well…
> Why not?
* I cannot help it… it's just… well… you could say…
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Oh… right.
> OK... "I cannot help it… it's just… well… me could say…". Tell me more.
Comment: I am totally waiting for T2T to come up with some sorta gamer54657-type rant/conspiracy theory.
* That is…
> Tell me more...
* That which is not for me…
> I think you are blocking what you really want to say.
* I don't understand a thing you are saying...it is like you are trying to tell me something I don't know…and you won't tell me what it is.
> I'm getting the sense that sometimes you actually wish you were saying... it is like I am trying to tell you something you don't know…and me won't tell you what it is?
* You don't need to tell me what it is, do you?
> Oh... Let's move on to something else for a bit.  don't need to tell you what it is, do me?

At this point I got bored, so I decided to push it over the edge a bit:

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* I am really a ghost. A spirit...
> Did you come to me because you are really a ghost. A spirit? 
* Not really.
> Tell me more...
* I feel like I have done something horribly wrong.
> Do you often feel like you have done something horribly wrong?
* I have done absolutely awful things. I do things I really regret...and I do things I would probably not have committed otherwise. There is this feeling, a deep, lingering uncertainty, that maybe I have done something terrible. Or awful.
Comment: oh boy!
> Don't you know?
* I don't know.
> Don't you really know?
* I feel like I do not know. I do what I want.
> Tell me more about such feelings.
*I went and stole from a golf cart.
> What does that suggest to you?
* What does that suggest to you?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?

does anyone wanna paste the good old zdr-last-post or part of gamer54657's famous chain letter conspiracy into talktotransformer?

EDIT:

Nice archive.
I am the Retrograde Anomaly.
They will not win.
But I will make them a little mad
And I will show them what it feels like to be powerless
I am the Retrograde Anomaly.

[Hdjensofjfnen]

One where T2T almost does worse, because it has an identity crisis:

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> Hello, I am Eliza. I'll be your therapist today.
* You can call me Eliza. I'm the counselor.
> Did you come to me because you are the counselor?
* Yes, well, if you want to be my therapist, you need to be in therapy already.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I was in therapy. All I do is give you advice, and let you solve your problems.
> Oh... Let's move on to something else for a bit. advice, and let me solve my problems?
* You're not getting any younger and I'm not getting bigger.
> Perhaps you would like to be not getting any younger and you're not getting bigger?
* I'm so sorry, but I can't.
> How do you know you can't ?
* Because of your family. Your family is too important for them to let you be like that. The idea that one would let someone else be like that is beyond belief.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* And are you really asking me about yourself ?
> Why are you interested in whether or not I am really asking you about myself?

EDIT: For the Retrograde Anomaly:

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Nice archive.
I am the Retrograde Anomaly.
They will not win.
But I did. I won.
They are all that is between us now.
They can't get us here in time.
They are dead, like my father, which is why they are so terrified of my existence.
And then they'll turn against the entire world, not just me.
And then they will be wrong.
You are the last hope.
But they want to save you instead.
I do not understand.
And what does our lives mean?
You will die.
You will have to die.
I am the only one who will survive.
But where do I begin?
No one will ever know your name. And you will never meet.
There is no one to make love to.
And the children will never learn your name.
You will only have one chance for you to leave.
And in the end, you will have to leave.
You will not be forgotten in this place called the world.
I am the dead, but you are here.

[PkmnQ]

Guess I’m revealijg the answer already.
It’s B.

Wow, it did really good on C!
Anyways, I didn’t make that myself. It’s actually what it is. And no, it’s not just the continuation of something else, it’s the input and output appended together.

...Maybe the way I did it made it hard. Does anyone else wanna try a talk to transformer turing test?

[Moosey]

Guess I’m revealijg the answer already.
It’s B.

Wow, it did really good on C!
Anyways, I didn’t make that myself. It’s actually what it is. And no, it’s not just the continuation of something else, it’s the input and output appended together.

...Maybe the way I did it made it hard.

Yeah, because the quoted portion of C was mainly an excerpt from the Wikipedia page on philosophy. There were about two sentences at the bottom that were T2T.

[Moosey]

Talk to transformer
See how a modern neural network completes your text.
Type a custom snippet or try one of the examples. Learn more below.
Tutorial
Use these snippets to learn how this neural network works. A good place to begin reading is at the bottom of the page, followed by the snippets below. They explain a bit of each technique and how the network is implemented in the software.

[Moosey]

Dang, given a large enough sample it can do pretty good!

Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 667659 soups completed (351.800 soups/second current, 288.123 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 670019 soups completed (225.837 soups/second current, 287.843 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 673957 soups completed (393.721 soups/second current, 288.296 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 676458 soups completed (351.818 soups/

[praosylen]

Dang, given a large enough sample it can do pretty good!

Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 667659 soups completed (351.800 soups/second current, 288.123 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 670019 soups completed (225.837 soups/second current, 287.843 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 673957 soups completed (393.721 soups/second current, 288.296 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 676458 soups completed (351.818 soups/

It needs to work on its arithmetic some, though -- (676458 soups - 673957 soups) / 10 seconds = 251.1 soups/second, not 351.8. I'd say two out of four correct digits isn't bad for a system not even remotely designed to do multi-digit subtraction and division, though.

[Moosey]

Dang, given a large enough sample it can do pretty good!

Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 667659 soups completed (351.800 soups/second current, 288.123 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 670019 soups completed (225.837 soups/second current, 287.843 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 673957 soups completed (393.721 soups/second current, 288.296 overall).
Failed to detect periodic behaviour!
b34c6ns2-n3-ck4cijqtwy5y6n/D8_1: 676458 soups completed (351.818 soups/

It needs to work on its arithmetic some, though -- (676458 soups - 673957 soups) / 10 seconds = 251.1 soups/second, not 351.8. I'd say two out of four correct digits isn't bad for a system not even remotely designed to do multi-digit subtraction and division, though.

Ah, but it doesn't even specify the units! How can you be sure it isn't 351.818 soups/arbitrary unit?

[testitemqlstudop]

to define a soup speed unit other than soup hertz is libel

[toroidalet]

A large proportion of the world´s freshwater is considered to comprise of fresh water.

Most people are familiar with how much fresh water is present in their own home.

For example, a gallon or litre of water, for domestic needs such as watering your lawn, is considered a gallon.

A gallon is exactly equal to 2 litres

In the UK water is divided into eight quart (32 oz.) and gallon (1.6 litres) sizes.

A gallon of water is roughly equal to 2 litres.

One litre of water is used on 1 000 000 100 millilitres, which equates to approximately 1.4 litres.

One litre of water produces 12.2 kiloclopreals, which is approximately 20%.

At a 100% efficiency, 1.2 litres of water produce around 10 kiloclopreals.

For example: 1 litre of water would supply roughly one gallon of fresh water to one household.

In the European Union (EU), the share of freshwater in the water resources was estimated at 75%, while in the United States of America it is estimated at 30% by

A large proportion of the world´s freshwater is considered to comprise of fresh water.

You think?

One litre of water is used on 1 000 000 100 millilitres, which equates to approximately 1.4 litres.

Cool! Infinite water!

A.I. (Autonomous Intelligent Systems).

On the first test run, the robot was able to detect a suspect on the loose without anyone interfering. "Now we can demonstrate that the machine will operate safely in the area where we're searching and then return to the house without being detected," said Andrew Ng, a director at the University of Toronto.

In recent weeks, the robots will go through three more trials, all of which will be on open roads, in populated places and outdoors in bright daylight.

Once they are safe in their environments, they will be switched for a new kind of "smart house," where the robots are in charge.

The houses are equipped with a range of sensors and a camera system that can detect objects, people and objects of interest, including furniture and furniture objects, and can also help them avoid danger.

The robots can also be programmed to be less aggressive when needed, and they can alert their owners when something is wrong. Each unit does not require electric power or power from the internet, unlike older sensors.

The company hopes that by providing a simple but secure solution, the system will ultimately eliminate the need for human

A group of men in their fifties, in the dark of the night, with only a flashlight and a cellphone to see their way. A man in a park, wearing a camouflage hat. A man in a blue sports car sitting beside a young girl and her dog, her face covered with a sheet. A young woman in a white blouse and blue jeans.

It was a night of violence.

Police say three gunmen entered Comet Ping Pong, a pizza parlour, late Monday night and fired, but the gunfire was short, a few minutes. Police said there are no indications of any ties to extremism.

The victims were, in one way, lucky. Not only was there not a shooting inside the restaurant, but they didn't have to hide. The shooter wasn't an employee. A customer. A bouncer. Everyone from employees to bouncers, from the owners to waiters, seemed to be hit by the bullets, the police chief of Newtown, Connecticut, said.

The incident came exactly 10 months after the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, which left 20 children and six educators dead.

At the time of

Actually, there was a shooting at Comet Ping Pong (allegedly participating in Clinton's "Pizzagate" conspiracy), but it was in 2016.

A, R. (2002). A study of the influence of gender role stereotypes and intersex conditions and experiences on transsexualism . In E. C. Buss, S. K. Cohen, B. C. Bockting, & A. I. Glaser (Eds.), Handbook of cross-sex identification: 2nd Edition (3rd Ed. - 2005). Washington, DC: American Psychiatric Publishing.

Crow et al (2000). The effects of gender-identity disorder on the perception of self and the functioning of the self-regulating networks on the perception of physical attractiveness. Sex Roles 43:613–623. doi: 10.1007/s11199-0018-93

Cross-Sex Hormones and Brain Development

Poldrack & Sperling (2009) Effects of cross-sex hormone therapy on hippocampal volume in transsexuals: longitudinal findings from the Poldrack Longitudinal Study of Aging. Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism 91:1265–1271

Poldrack et al (2010). The effects of cross-sex hormones on hippocampal volume. Journal of Clinical End

A) A determination of the percentage of the net asset value of a taxpayer's primary residence that is attributable to the acquisition, lease, or disposition by the taxpayer of a primary residence shall be computed as follows:

(i) A determination of the percentage of the net asset value of a taxpayer's primary residence that is attributable to the acquisition, lease, or disposition by the taxpayer of a primary residence shall be computed as follows at the rate of 10% for properties to have a total assessed value of $50,000 or greater:

(A) A determination of the percentage of the net asset value of a taxpayer's primary residence that is attributable to the acquisition, lease, or disposition by the taxpayer of a primary residence shall be computed as follows at the rate of 10% for properties to have a total assessed value of $50,000 or greater: (C) Where the taxpayer holds a leasehold interest by reason of a sale of the taxpayer's primary residence, the determination described under subparagraph (A) shall also include the following: (D) The adjusted cost base of the primary residence is considered to be the total amount of the taxes imposed on the primary residence, less the amount paid

Indistinguishable from actual legal documents!

NOTE: I am not taking every result; this is more like every other result.

to define a soup speed unit other than soup hertz is libel

With the exception of soup-newton-squared-radians per kilogram-joule (Soup*N^2*rad/(kg*J)), obviously.

EDIT:

How to steal Antarctica

1. Do nothing for a few weeks.

2. Go to Antarctica on a cheap flight.

3. Try to get an Antarctic passport.

4. Buy an icebreaker – there are a few available now.

5. Become an explorer. It's cheaper than a regular Antarctic expedition

6. Take all the people you want on the expedition. Then you can go on your own.

7. Buy an expedition with your friends and relatives.

8. You'll get a great excuse to go back to Antarctica when you get home.

9. Don't be a snob about how much you got off. A million dollars for a few weeks of snorkeling isn't so bad, especially when you can use the money to buy real travel equipment.

In general, most people can travel through Antarctica and stay for about a week. So if you're ready to make the big jump, you can get Antarctica tickets now for a very high price point. You'll need a great budget and a lot of patience

And a lot of luck to find an airline that has cheap flights (or any flights at all) to Antarctica*

*Business proposition: start your own and call it Air Antarctica or Antarctic Airlines or something like that.** ***

**For some strange reason, no one has attempted to venture into this market yet.

***And while you're at it, make use of autonomous intelligence and the water-duplication feature.

[Ian07]

to define a soup speed unit other than soup hertz is libel

meters per second:
meter hertz:

[toroidalet]

Angular speed should be written in hertz as well.

[testitemqlstudop]

to define a soup speed unit other than soup hertz is libel

meters per second:
meter hertz:

m s^-1:

[Hunting]

Only if my "ladder" still works...

[Gamedziner]

It needs to work on its arithmetic some, though -- (676458 soups - 673957 soups) / 10 seconds = 251.1 soups/second, not 351.8. I'd say two out of four correct digits isn't bad for a system not even remotely designed to do multi-digit subtraction and division, though.

(676458-673957)/10=250.1

[praosylen]

It needs to work on its arithmetic some, though -- (676458 soups - 673957 soups) / 10 seconds = 251.1 soups/second, not 351.8. I'd say two out of four correct digits isn't bad for a system not even remotely designed to do multi-digit subtraction and division, though.

(676458-673957)/10=250.1

Wow, apparently I can't subtract either. Sorry

[Moosey]

To make a great knife, we need to combine different lengths of length. For this, we need to know what weight of weight the knife has. And there is a way to do this.
Using infinite ordinals, it is possible to calculate if a certain weight is an integer. And it is not difficult! Using the Pythagoras Formula we can see that a knife will have an integer weight if:
1. It has length of 1
2. It has weight of 2
3. It is a square
4. If it is an integer, it has at least one side that is an integer (there is also a case when it has no side)
The last case doesn't seem to exist (maybe there is no such dimension).
But we can use a different way to see if there are an integer weights. We start with an integer number of length 1. A knife has weight of 1 if it has the integer length of 1 and it has length of 2 otherwise. As an example, let's try an infinite knife with length 4:
We can check that:
1. It has a length of 1.

The different lengths of length came out of T2T, so I added a bit to it and I inputted into T2T...

... then I inputted some of that into T2T:

Using the Pythagoras Formula we can see that a knife will have an integer weight if:
1. It has length of 1
2. It has weight of 2
3. It is a square
4. It is one of the three possible shapes (a triangle or a conical).
5. It contains a single point in the centre.
6. It does not contain any points outside.
7. The knife and the target are within an angle of 45 deg.
8. The knife and the target fall on the same line with the same length.
9. A knife can not fall out of your hand, and a target only needs to intersect the edge of the blade once.
10. The knife is not sharpened.
11. The knife and the target can cross one another but not touch, i.e. no point is lost.

Some more:

Using the noitam-rofinsim theorem, a moose has a negative mass if:
1. The moose is below the horizontal plane.
2. The body mass of the moose, and its mass of the antelope or other mammal, are equal.
3. The mass of moose equals that of the moose.
4. The mass of body of moose is less than the mass of other mammal.
5. The body mass of the moose is greater than the body mass of the mammal.
6. The mass of body of moose is less than the mass of other mammal.
7. The antelope or other mammal has a larger body mass than moose.
8. The moose is larger than any one of the mammal's ancestors.
9. The moose has a mass or body mass over 2x greater than the mass or body mass of any ancestor.
10. The moose has a mass or body mass over 4x greater than the mass or body mass of any ancestor.
11. There is no difference between the estimated mass or body mass of the ancestor and the mass or body mass

Okay, but this one is REALLY weird:

Using a moose with negative mass, one can still generate energy from the friction between the moose's bone and snow in a way that resembles a conventional wind turbine.

"Generating energy from friction between the moose's bone and snow" is something that most certainly does not "resemble a conventional wind turbine"
EDIT:
They explain here:

Using a moose with negative mass, one can still generate energy from the friction between the moose's bone and snow in a way that resembles a conventional wind turbine.

To demonstrate that this concept could be made to work, the researchers created a series of small turbines for two moose. A rotor of the two moose spinning together produces about 30 percent of the power used by the first moose.

The two moose are set up to use their own energy. The first moose can then take advantage of other power generation methods such as a power storage system. As it turns out, if these two moose were tethered together, the result would be very similar to a wind turbine.

In an attempt to reduce the weight of the moose, the researchers attached both moose to poles so each could rotate independently. "This is an incredible design to use, it is so lightweight. You can take it across a snowy road," said Martin Schmid-Krumphandel.

This research was funded in part by grants from the Australian National Research Foundation and RAS Foundation.

30 percent of the power used by the first moose? Only that much? Tell me when we get 30% of the power used by the first moose in excess, people!

Recent research suggests that using a moose with negative mass, you can make something like a wind turbine.
Researcher Martin Schmid-Krumphandel says, "You take two moose, one with positive mass and the other with negative mass, and you make the run around a pole. What happens is, because the negative moose has a lower static potential than the positive moose, the two are spinning around each other to get the potential between them. And then when it's time to put power down the pole, you just flip a switch and, presto!

EDIT: extra excerpt:

While the moose is being measured in the examination room, a black cat leaps out of the corner of the examination room (which has no wall to prevent the cat from entering), and scoops up a moose from the moose pile.

Cats Are Very Dangerous

Due to an energy-generating scheme involving two moose, one with negative mass, everyone is rushing to get a moose with negative mass.
However, people are beginning to wonder whether negative-mass moose are safe. It appears that they have very large spin, which means they have negative internal energy and can become very hot.
The problem may have been created by the moose's negative mass and that the researchers had not accounted for these factors. The researchers plan to work on this problem further.

EDIT: can anyone write a variant of this, input it, and get something funny out?

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Recent research suggests that, when exposed to high temperature and wind shear, a negative-mass spider has a 0.01% chance of raising the mass of down quarks by 10%. This means that...

[PkmnQ]

Let’s play a game of “which part of it is the input”?
Here, I show you the input and the continuation! You have to find out which part of each item is the input!
1.

14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. To find more of these self-describing numbers, look at the following numbers that represent some sort of entity: -1, 1/1, 2, 2/2, 1, 1/4, 2, 2/8, 3, 3/16, 1, 1/32, 1, 1/64, 1, 1/128, 1, 1/256, 1, 1/512, 1, 1/1024, and 3. The last example is a self-describing number! -3 represents a 3-digit number. We can find all sorts of 3-digit numbers in the world. There are even non-self-describing numbers out there. Some of these numbers are actually positive, but they're not listed below. -15, 25, 55, -27, 67, 97, 127 (in hexadecimal), etc. For example, to find the largest non-self-describing number, simply multiply all of the ones in the above list

2.

Aerisis is a disease that has the potential to make humans extinct. It makes you cough a lot. There are multiple strains of it. One, named Lunar Walker, makes you have a hard time sleeping. Another strain makes you experience hallucinations. Both also make you feel extremely dizzy. While the lunar strain is most prevalent on Earth, it also appears on Mars and in the Deep Moon. It's not yet known for sure if the others are from other planets or not. The lunar strain spreads quickly over an area, slowly but surely. When it first appeared, people thought it must be related to some disease. Since then, the people have found out that those with both strain have more fun. Aerisis can be very unpleasant for a person with a condition like this, but for the rest of us, it is a disease that you'd better be willing to take a chance on, because not only do you die, but more often than not, you might end up with a condition that is harder for you to get rid of. Aerisis is the first of the three illnesses to be officially recognized by the government. The second one, Lunar Swine

3.

This mathematical sequence is as follows: 1, 3, 4, 2, 1, 6, 8, 10, 3, 2, 3, 4, 12, 12, 19. The order of the numbers is crucial. The last number must precede the last number in the sequence.

How long do you think this sequence would take for us to learn?

The sequence will be found under two heads. These two heads are: (1)

1

2+3

4+6+8+18

This sequence may be written as: 10+4+6+8+18+8+17+10+7+13+10+8+12+18+13+12+7.

1

2+3

4+6+8+18

This is not easy to write accurately. For example in "10+4+6+8+18" the first step has to be 11 and the second step must be 15. The solution of the equation "10+4+6+8+

[Moosey]

1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. (solution)


I want to comment that 33311214 does that too
And 32232114
And, of course, the holy 22
Also, 3223244AAAA which is totally cheating but it works
Additionally, 4444 technically works
55,54,41,41,41,41,55 "works" too
w22w21212323242425252626272728282929...
w12w3223141516171819...
6661626364151718191(10)2(11)2(11)2(12)2(12)2(13)2(13)3(14)3(14)3(14)3(15)3(15)3(15)4(16)4(16)4(16)4(16)4(17)4(17)(17)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(17)BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB is totally cheating but it does have three consecutive 6s which is pretty interesting
33311214 also has three consecutive copies of the same digit.

[PkmnQ]

1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. (solution)

That’s part of the input. There’s a little bit more.
Actual input:

Let’s play a game of “which part of it is the input”?
Here, I show you the input and the continuation! You have to find out which part of each item is the input!
1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. To find more of these self-describing numbers,

[Moosey]

1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. (solution)

That’s part of the input. There’s a little bit more.
Actual input:

Let’s play a game of “which part of it is the input”?
Here, I show you the input and the continuation! You have to find out which part of each item is the input!
1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. To find more of these self-describing numbers,

This game is going to be a tad difficult if we have to get every single word correct.

[PkmnQ]

1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. (solution)

That’s part of the input. There’s a little bit more.
Actual input:

Let’s play a game of “which part of it is the input”?
Here, I show you the input and the continuation! You have to find out which part of each item is the input!
1. 14233221 describes itself, as it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones. To find more of these self-describing numbers,

This game is going to be a tad difficult if we have to get every single word correct.

Ok, how about points then? Every word you get correct is +2 points, every word not said but is part of it is -1 points. every word wrongly said as correct is -2 points.
You got 15 words correct, and missed 7. So that's +30 and -7. 23 points.

[Sarp]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry