User:Goldenratio/Forum records
Many of these are subject to change.
Users
First user: Nathaniel (duh)
First user who is not a current or former member of the staff: krabcat
1000th user: HowardJWilk
User with the most posts: dvgrn (7537)
Non-moderator with the most posts: Hunting (4124)
User with the highest current posts per day: MathAndCode (18.53)
Youngest user: the lifestroyer (10)
Oldest user: toroidalet (102)
Oldest user whose stated age is probably legitimate: mniemiec (64)
Longest time between a user's join date and their first post:
Longest time between two posts by the same user: this and this (8 years, 5 months, 24 days)
Topics and posts
Oldest topic: Known issues (January 17, 2009)
Oldest unreplied-to topic: Version 0.3.0 (January 23, 2009)
Most replied-to topic: Random posts (5713 replies)
Most viewed topic: Soup search results (1,477,996 views)
Longest post: this (It can't even fully load)
Longest post outside the Sandbox:
Longest "necropost" (longest time between consecutive posts in the same topic): this post (11 years, 1 month, 15 days)[note 2]
1000th[note 3] post: this (August 25, 2009)
10,000th post: this (December 6, 2013)
100,000th post: this (July 3, 2020)
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