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The following is a dramatized portrayal of real events. Details may be significantly exaggerated. Do not take any of the following as unbiased fact.
^That was Aidan. TRUST HIM.


The Beginning

On the date 21 June 2017, Aidan F. Pierce finished his latest weapon. There on the reply box was sitting... Aidan Mode. Aidan pressed submit. THen chaos happened. Aidan F. Pierce has created the first pagebreaker, a series of weapons designed to ruin a page of ConwayLife forums. He got the materials needed from Saka's last test, where it was revealed that if you put a URL tag in a wiki tag, you will generate a postlink html tag. Following the event, Daniel and Saka were shocked to find that the page was broken. Then Saka experimented with Aidan Mode and found that all the text was bigger and that everything in the replies were centered. Saka then made the next pagebreaker, though it is not as lethal, it was the Saka Quote, a non-lethal weapon that pushes things down and quotes the entire message. But then Aidan discovered that if you put enough Saka quotes together, the whole page will get quoted. Aidan then posted a derivative of Aidan Mode with code tags. Daniel could not resist. He made his own pagebreaker, now named "Daniel Mode". It was the first pagebreaker that generated nested scrollbars. To end the sufferings of the page, Aidan posted a few things and made a new page. In a reaction to the damage that had been done to page 3, Daniel posted:

This will soon be a myth in the life community. "Don't go on page 3 of testing grounds, it's haunted. You will get a headache and immediately reach for the closest gun so you can end the throbbing pain that consumes you as the demons send infected text files towards each of your relatives, and they will begin (along with you) bleeding hyper-realistic blood" - Daniel R. Collazo

The Aidan Superqoute

Toroidalet could not resist. He joined in. Because of this, the page was not clean anymore. Aidan decided to test his new megaweapon... It was very lethal, the whole page would collapse, getting quoted, new replies were not visible, everything after the Aidan Superquote was gone. Saka requested the removal of the Aidan Superqoute. The Aidan Superqoute was a megaweapon made of 20 consecutive Saka Quotes. Aidan was not satisfied with the size of the weapons. He then invented the smallest pagebreaker known, the Aidan Bomb. The Aidan Bomb generated many nested scrollbars and pushed all future replies into the box of nested scrollbars. Because of this, Saka posted 3 posts in order to create a new page.

List of Weapons