ConwayLife Skyscraper

[Haycat2009]

Floor 163 is a XWSS airport that is identical to Singapore Changi airport from the inside, but yesterday an Sir robin ended up there and could not leave as it travelled knightwise, so flights were delayed by 282 hours and the spiders were mad, so thats how the rebellion started.

[unname4798]

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[hotcrystal0]

Floor 49 is an exact 1:1 scale replica of The Backrooms, but all the entities are replaced with spiders.

[unname4798]

Floor 49 is an exact 1:1 scale replica of The Backrooms, but all the entities are replaced with spiders.

You need to end ConwayLife Skyscraper 1!

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 49 is an exact 1:1 scale replica of The Backrooms, but all the entities are replaced with spiders.

You need to end ConwayLife Skyscraper 1!

No...

[unname4798]

I don't want to post in this thread anymore...

[BokaBB]

I don't want to post in this thread anymore...

Sorry for this, but it's not like we have to comply with your edits.

[hotcrystal0]

Only people who subscribed to the arras.io discord server’s shiny membership can access floor 50. It has paintings of floor 48 on all the walls. The only way to enter is by noclipping at the bottom of the river on floor 35, and the only way to exit is by noclipping through one of the paintings, which will take you to floor 48.

Edit the next day:

Florr 51 has an anomalous property that autocorrects all instances of the word “fl00r” to “florr” when describing it. It is a single room with a computer in the middle, and the only way to exit the florr is by playing florr.io on the computer until you reach level 200. Then an elevator will appear.

[hotcrystal0]

Floors 11-18 were skipped, so here they are.
Floor 11 contains every possible train that can go at exactly 46 miles per hour.

Floor 12 has mobius strips made of every possible material in the universe.

Floor 13 is the same as floor 1 without the people, but at the entrance, the ceiling lights flicker off and on to an animation of cribbage in which one generation equals exactly √5 seconds, and an off light is an alive cell.

Floor 14 is TREE(3) meters by TREE(3) meters by 5 meters. There is an average of φ body pillows per square meter, and they constantly move at a speed of exactly 3 meters per second. If you ever run into two body pillows noclipping into each other, your best bet is to run away as fast as you can and get to floor 48. Best case scenario, they will disappear. Worst case, just hope you don't get noclipped into the Backrooms.

Floor 15 disappears once a spider enters it, which will cause any spiders in it to drop into floor 3+i. It reappears after the spider is gone. If an elevator takes a person to floor 15 when it has disappeared, the elevator will BSOD and take them to floor 16 instead. If a person is on this floor when it disappears, they will be teleported to floor 14.

Floor 16 is made of a supercomputer that is tasked with running apgsearch until a 64P6 is found in any B3/S23 census. It runs approximately 5 billion soups per minute.

Floor 17 is full of people that say that floor 16 will never accomplish its task.

Floor 18 is a stub. Please help the skyscraper by expanding it!

[hotcrystal0]

I know this is a triple post, but whatever.
Floor 13498 belongs to Michael. It is inaccessible to anyone other than him.

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 21.000000000000000006 is the basement's basement. It is sentient and demands that you give it 21 spiders per year; failing to comply with this will transform you into a total-periodic pattern on the Golly instance running on a screen in Floor 21.000000000000000006.

By “you”, we mean anyone that ever enters the floor.
by the way, am I the only contributor to this thread?

Edit:

Floor 50 + 50i contains a table with a plate on it that has mashed potatoes with oganesson that constantly replenishes. Do not touch the mashed potatoes; doing so will open a portal to dimension [] on top of you.
Floor 50 + 50i is very hard to enter. There are only two ways. The first is by noclipping through the floor of floor 50. The second is much harder. To do it, first you must drop half-transdimensional matter into a fire. Then, put a computer running Golly into said fire. Finally, you have to open a portal to dimension 27 on top of the fire. If followed correctly, the portal will become one that leads to floor 50 + 50i. WARNING: the portal will only stay open for between 30 and 60 seconds. The only way to exit floor 50 + 50i is by going though the door, which will take you to floor 0 of the second Conwaylife Skyscraper.

Floor 52 has spiders made of decks of cards.

Floor 53 is the same as floor 36, but it fully exists, and elevators can lead to it.

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 20 is actually the ground floor. There is a message saying:

Share anything you want here.
I'm gonna practice some spammy/noob messages

What object is replicator?

OMG I FIND C/2

What is coconut palm oil?

Dart is make LWSS and R-Pentomino how?

(Sorry for interrupting your fun but I think this thread should be a part of Random posts instead of another standalone one.)

(Ok, I guess I’m quintuple-posting.)

Floor 20.5 is full of people mad that all the Random Posts threads were locked.

There is a message near the elevator that says:

Why the f**k were the Random Posts threads locked?

We love them!

We don’t care that they are “too difficult to moderate and break rules”!

In fact, we don’t even believe that is an accurate description!

Floor 54 somehow has a damaging aura. Don’t ask me how.

Floor 55 contains all possible arras.io tanks, even really ridiculous ones.

Edit:
Floor 56 is a greenhouse that only grows redwood trees and basil.

Floor 57 is a room with a table in the middle. Don’t stay in it for longer than 2 hours; doing so will transform you into a coe ship running on the Golly instance on a touchscreen installed on the table if you don’t make a 204P41 on said instance of Golly before 2 hours have passed.

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 58 is split into three areas.
The first area resembles a small chunk of a city. There are 3 buildings in this area.
The first building is an unfurnished house, with a note in it that reads “I found myself in this house when I woke up. As I awoke, I realized I wasn’t dreaming. did I get into another world? Save me. All of you.” The second building is called “Winter’s Gown ”. Once you enter, there will be a sign that says, “The Dawn”. After the sign has disappeared, there will be darkness all around you. After it clears, you will see text that says “no trace of” on a model of the sun. The rest is just a shop, but on the cashier’s desk there are two notes. The first says “as I walk in this frozen land”. The second, which is much harder to interpret, reads “Was this all just a dream? What is this place? Or, why does this even exist? Has the world come to an end? Do we breathe here? We sleep here?” The third building is nicknamed “Under The Northern Blaze” It is completely empty.
The only way to get to the second area is to vocalize “We live, we die” inside the building.
The second area is called “The Spiders Under the Frozen Star”. When you enter this area, you will be greeted with a sign saying “I walk above the stars and it’s cool. Inside my dreams, I see a blinding light calling out to me. What does it mean? Can anyone help me?”
When you walk past the sign, you willl see that the room is empty except for a table, a chair, and a computer. Booting up the computer reveals blinding light. Within the light, you can see text that says, “Today, a spirit spoke to me. Her voice was crystal clear, and her eyes were so bright I had the feeling that they burned my soul. After that, you can access the computer. It runs Windows 11, and there are three accessible files. The first is a text file named “awake from your ancient sleep.txt”. It has no content. The second is an executable called spider.exe which when run, summons 3 spiders into the room. The third is a browser called “oh_my_god”. It can only access an HTML file named “son_of_snow_and_ice.html”. It is empty, except for a button that when clicked, teleports you to the main part of the area. The main part has spiders swarming the ground. When you enter, you must find the path to the stream in 1 hour. If you don’t touch the water in the stream and 1 hour has passed, something deep inside the trees will kill you. When you get to the stream, a notebook will appear in your hand. Only the first page is intelligible. It reads, “We breathe, we sleep. We like it under the Northern Blaze. We live, but what’s the point of that? Why can’t we die? Under the frozen stars, what is our point?” The rest of the pages appear to be either torn out or smudged with no discernible words. A note attached to the back says, “I walked above the stars, inside my dreams. I saw the blinding light calling up to me. IS THIS THE END OF ALL?! What is the light? HAS OUR TIME PASSED?! AND WHEN THE SUN IS GONE, WE SHALL BE THE LAST that die?!”
When you enter the water, there will be two types of spiders. Crowned ones, and crownless ones. The crowned ones will be constantly screaming for you to wake from primeval sleep, and the crownless ones scream that you “shall be king”. Ignore this. After a few minutes, the spiders will vocalize “We must find the sacred realm. The one where the moon and the sun are united. As one.” in unison and then stop talking. To exit the second area, you must get across the gentle stream and then find a patch of plants deep inside the trees shaped like a heart or a 58P5H1V0(spider). The one shaped like a heart will take you to the third area, and the one shaped like a spider(the spaceship) will take you to floor 59. You have to stand inside the patch until you hear a voice say "I saw my father's ghost. He was clad in white, and he said to me: Never lose hope on your dreams." Then you will hear it say "You must cast aside the cloak of misery. You must embrace the past, and do not be afraid of making mistakes. After that, you will lose conciousness and wake up in either the third area, or floor 59, depending on what the patch of plants is shaped like.
The third area is called "The mental test... of death.
When you enter, you will be greeted by a sign saying, "Don't be afraid... afraid of eternal darkness." The room you're in will become completely dark. You must stay in it for 5 minutes while still being calm. Not doing so will teleport you to florr 51. After that, a glowing sign will appear saying, "Do not despair. Our ancestors will guide us to the light." You must walk to the sign and enter the room below it. The final room looks like an elevator with no doors. The screen will say "I'VE REACHED THE JOURNEY'S END. INSIDE MY DREAMS. I SAW THE ANCIENT LIGHT, CALLING OUT TO ME. THIS IS THE END OF ALL! OUR TIME HAS PASSED! AND WHEN THE NIGHT IS GONE, WE SHALL ALL BE FREE!!! WE SHALL ALL BE FREE!!! WE SHALL ALL BE FREE!!!" After that, you can use the buttons. It leads to all floors between 0 and 50, except floors 36 and 50. Instead of taking you to the floor, you will be teleported there.

Noclipping in floor 48 leads to the first area. This is the only way to access this floor, as no elevators lead to it.

[Plasmath]

Don't think too hard about Floor 59, you'll probably be teleported there if you do. In case you do ever find yourself there, the exit is to the left of the megalodon teeth.

[hotcrystal0]

Don't think too hard about Floor 59, you'll probably be teleported there if you do. In case you do ever find yourself there, the exit is to the left of the megalodon teeth.

Note: effect only happens when you are on floor 58 or floor 60. Rarely, it can happen on florr 51.

[hotcrystal0]

Double post, but I'm basically the only contributor to this thread.

Floor Φ(i) contains all StateInvestigator SKOPs.

Floor Γ(Γ(3+3i)) contains people mad that StateInvestigator was renamed to LifeExtended.

Floor 60 is an airplane-themed thrift store operated by a clone of Amelia Earhart and an unidentified person.

Floor 61 has spiders running on Golly instances situated on the floor, walls, and ceiling of the floor. It also contains real spiders mad that "spider" became the name of a spaceship be the systematic name of 58P5H1V0, which is 1 keyboard space away from 58P5H1V1.

[PHPBB12345]

Double post, but I'm basically the only contributor to this thread.

Floor Φ(i) contains all StateInvestigator SKOPs.

Floor Γ(Γ(3+3i)) contains people mad that StateInvestigator was renamed to LifeExtended.

What is Φ and Γ means?

[unname4798]

Double post, but I'm basically the only contributor to this thread.

Floor Φ(i) contains all StateInvestigator SKOPs.

Floor Γ(Γ(3+3i)) contains people mad that StateInvestigator was renamed to LifeExtended.

What is Φ and Γ means?

Russian Ф and Г letters.

[hotcrystal0]

Double post, but I'm basically the only contributor to this thread.

Floor Φ(i) contains all StateInvestigator SKOPs.

Floor Γ(Γ(3+3i)) contains people mad that StateInvestigator was renamed to LifeExtended.

What is Φ and Γ means?

Russian Ф and Г letters.

No, it's the phi and gamma functions.

[PHPBB12345]

No, it's the phi and gamma functions.

Φ(i) is undefined
Γ(Γ(3+3i)) ≈ -3.54159423150156446573703589705044197879+0.128431054837336260169844340419046339349i

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 62 has a map of an unknown planet on one of the walls. Don't touch it; doing so will teleport you onto Mars.

Floor 63 is a spider receiver that looks like G4 receiver, which accepts spiders from floor 2+i.

Edit:
Floor 64 is full of TVs that play random BFDI episodes.

[BokaBB]

Floor 65 is full of my lawyers calling me on phone every 1/rayo seconds telling me that my real username is Boka B, not BokaBB and telling me plots to destroy all Sandbox threads not by me and bring my empire back, but I'm not evil anymore, so I don't answer the calls. Don't enter the floor unless you want to be called every 1/rayo seconds too by them.

Floor 66 is full of children looking at cool mons fighting and thus misaiming the children's love of nature so somebody greedy can bathe in cream every day and have a furnace that burns money as fuel.

Floor 67 contains a forgotten library of great things that just weren't too cool and scary and cute to be remembered by anybody but nerds. A couple of CA spiders made their nets there.

Floor 68 contains a computer constantly telling me to not be lazy. I'm unfortunately too lazy to go all the way up there to check it.

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 69 was already posted:

Floor 69 is funny, because it's the room where rick has turned into a pickle

Floor 97104 is full of Learningblocks memes.

Floor 2763 is full of BFDI memes.

Floor 70 is the lounge room, and has an airplane in it that cannot take off or land whatsoever.

Floor 71 is an elementary school, but there is a spider infestation. The kids all watch zeruel82mk2 and half of all the staff members are spiders.

Floor 72's walls are labeled with all anagrams of "Random Posts". It also contains the only elevator to floor Γ(Γ(3+3i)).

[hotcrystal0]

I know this is a doublepost, but whatever.

Dimension [] is a white room, illuminated by an unknown light source, with a couch and a TV in it. To exit, you must say a word and hold the last vowel in it for about 4 seconds. Then the TPOT intro will play on the TV. When it is done, you will be teleported to floor 20.

Floor 73 contains spiders made of antimatter inside of a jar made of an indestructible material in the middle.

[lk050807]

Floor 323(B3/S23) contains a supercomputer that computes a supercomputer in life that is trying to find a knightship that is smaller than 50 cells.

Floor e^π contains all sorts of things, but all of them are upscaled 1:π^π^π.

Floor π^e is like floor e^π, but hem are downscaled 1:e^e^e.