the sandbox thread owned by the user that can be referred to as either emmyaweosme or tommyaweosme, but only for now.

[unname4798]

You can win a million jackpot, but:
1) Your hand must phase through a table every billion years, repeated for every user
2) Step 1 is repeated for every person on Earth
3) Step 2 is repeated for every atom in the observable universe.
4) Step 3 is repeated for every atom in the entire universe.
5) Step 4 is repeated for every person possible in the multiverse.
6) Step 5 is repeated for every number that converges to 1 under the Collatz conjecture in a row
7) Step 6 is repeated for every even perfect number in a row
8) Beat Reynold's record of $92 quadrillion in DOLLARS.
9) Beat the world record by being the oldest by at least 2 times.
10) Beat the world record by having the most malware on your computer.
11) Beat the world record of EXTREME demons in GD.
12) Roll a die 1 million times in a row.

[tommyaweosme]

6) Step 5 is repeated for every number that converges to 1 under the Collatz conjecture in a row
7) Step 6 is repeated for every even perfect number in a row

these two steps make it's possibility based on unknown mathematical statements. you can only get past IF:
- there is a finite number of numbers that converge to 1 in the collatz conjecture
- AND there are a finite number of even perfect numbers

Beat Reynold's record of $92 quadrillion in DOLLARS.
9) Beat the world record by being the oldest by at least 2 times.
10) Beat the world record by having the most malware on your computer.
11) Beat the world record of EXTREME demons in GD.

so to get past these steps, you have to have more then $92 quadrillion, be two times as old as the oldest person ever (this means likely over one thousand years due to ancient figures that lived many hundreds of years), have a computer that contains as much malware on a singular computer as possible, requiring an almost perfect sandbox and extremely large hard drive, and also beat more extreme demons then anyone else has. all of this together does not exist, unless you are referencing the earlier steps where you would "repeat for each possible person in the multiverse"

12) Roll a die 1 million times in a row.

...and get what on each? i'm assuming six, but by the way you phrased it, you could roll a dice 1 million times and not care about the RESULTS.

so your game is reliant on mathematically unproven problems and also requires you to get the best person ever. but hey, a million bucks is a million bucks.

[unname4798]

every million years, slam your hand on a table one million times. if each time, your hand completely tunnels through, remove one atom from the universe. once the entire universe is gone, build it back together and flip a coin one million times. if every time you got heads, increment a counter, otherwise reset it to zero. once the counter reaches 1 million, you win

Also impossible, because of the text marked in red.

[tommyaweosme]

every million years, slam your hand on a table one million times. if each time, your hand completely tunnels through, remove one atom from the universe. once the entire universe is gone, build it back together and flip a coin one million times. if every time you got heads, increment a counter, otherwise reset it to zero. once the counter reaches 1 million, you win

Also impossible, because of the text marked in red.

wdym? quantum tunneling exists

[unname4798]

It is almost impossible (one to close to infinity) to achieve quantum tunneling. Too difficult for $50.

[tommyaweosme]

impossible

almost impossible

also, the entire joke was that if you had done this thing that has less then a 0.00000001% chance of happening, i would give you an absurdly low amount of money in comparison to the feat.

[tommyaweosme]

check out these brand new rulespaces i found! they are grid-blind L-systems, i think.

https://github.com/tommyaweosme/mulberr ... /tree/main

https://github.com/tommyaweosme/hash-ra ... /tree/main

i challenge the members of this forum to find an "oscillator" in either of these rulespaces.

EDIT: a hash oscillator has been solved! 2|954 was found by an automated searcher and is the first EVER period-2 oscillator in this.

EDIT 2: the new unsolved problem in hash is finding a period-4 oscillator

EDIT 3: a period-4 oscillator has been found, 5|27583, the new unsolved problem in hash is finding high-period oscillators.

5|5 (hash random)

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